Pinky Wafflebuns
what's your name according to this thing?
This is fun - let me know your new name!!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that
sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not-
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the
Subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it
to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my
son-in-law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla !
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your
new name as the subject. And remember that children
laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
This is fun - let me know your new name!!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that
sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not-
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the
Subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it
to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my
son-in-law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla !
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your
new name as the subject. And remember that children
laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.