Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
Well I figure since I'm not having sex I might as well reminisce about the good old days, heh.
1. Had sex? Yes I have.
2. Had oral sex? Uh huh :O)
3. Had anal sex? No, no, no, no, no, and no. NEVER. My opinion on the matter is that if you are a guy who wants to have anal sex then you are a FAG.
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes sir.
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Pretty much, yeah. That's what birthdays are for :O)
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Neighbors? No. Siblings? Yes.
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Of course. Remember who you're talking to, heh.
8. Written an erotic story? Oh god. Long ago, and I regret it very much.
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? Not that I recall.
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yeah.
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yesssss. Not to be obscene (tho it's hard not to in this quiz) but I own giving head. Thank you, thank you.
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Is that possible?
13. Had sex while standing up? Nope. Had sex sitting down though, on one of those little plastic chairs from school. :O)
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Nevvvver. Ew?
15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"? Once I get worked up it almost always stops. So yes, I guess I have...
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Whipped cream, mmmm.
17. Used ice erotically? No, but it sounds like fun.
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Negative.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? I fucking hate the word pubic, shut up.
20. Used a sex toy? Naa.
21. Used a vibrator? Is this during sex or alone? During-no. Alone-what do you think??
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) HAIRBRUSH?! What! No to all of them.
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? Noooo.
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Nope. I ain't no hoe!
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? No.
26. Given sex in sympathy? No, that's sad.
27. Had sex with a virgin? My first time was with a virgin, so yes.
28. Ever cheated on someone? Yes, but it wasn't by having sex with them.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? 10 years younger than me would make that person 7. I'm gonna go with no. :O) And 10 years older would be almost 30, so again...no.
30. Had sex with your landlord? Haha no, he's at least 75. But I do have the hots for the guy in the apartment next to ours.
31. Had sex with a teacher? Not me.
32. Had sex with a boss? No. Although he was very bossy...
33. Had sex with a relative? Oh baby yes. Scratch that. Hellll no.
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? Nope.
35. Had sex with twins? No but that might be kind of hot if they were good looking.
36. Had homosexual sex? Never.
37. Had sex with a pet? Sick.
38. Had sex with a farm animal? No, unlike some of the people around here...
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Met them, no. Hung out with them for the first time, yes.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Fuck that.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? Uh, no. What do you take me for? A slut??
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? How about more than 500? I'm trying to set a record here. But no, not really.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Not hardly.
45. Had a menage-a-trois? Wow. Is that really how that's spelled?? I always wondered. And no.
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No, I'm not a bitch.
49. Had sex in a public place? Sometimes thats the best kind of sex.
50. If so, where? This could take a while...in the middle school, on top of the middle school, in the middle of the football field, in the dugout of the baseball field, riverside park, in an old abandoned train, on the trails behind the highschool, in someone's front yard (in a tent, at a party) and the list goes on...
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yep, the park.
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? Uh huh, many times. One of my favorites :O)
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Oddly enough, I've never had sex in a car.
54. Had sex in a moving car? Nope, well...not sex sex.
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope but I'm up for it.
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yea, under the stars, very romantic stuff. Especially in the rain.
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Didn't I already answer this??
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit?) Yep. Mom's bed too.
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Well, yes. With the host.
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen, etc.)? Yep. :O)
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? If by work area you mean school, yes. I regret never doing it while I worked at Subway though, everyone else seems to have.
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No, that's dirty.
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? A train, but it wasn't moving, heh.
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? No but I've definitely thought about it/wanted to. Done other stuff in a move theatre though, only when we were the only 2 in there though.
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Nope.
68. Had sex in an elevator? No but everytime I see that damn commerical for that AX men's body spray I wanna...
69. Had sex in a cemetery? Nooooo, how creepy!
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? Nope.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Eh, yes. And as much as I'd like to say that I regret it, there are parts of me that don't.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Not really a stranger, but I did only know the kid for a few days.
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Yep.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Saw a pretty cool book once...
75. Seen a live stripper? No, although my brother wants to take me for some reason?
76. Seen a live sex show? Nope, that'd be craaaazay.
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Listened to someone having sex without their knowledge. But it wasn't just me! It was a party of about 20 kids listening in. We couldn't help it, it was sooooo loud. :O)
78. Showered with a partner? No. I think it would be fun though. :O(
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? Just the breasts.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? Nope.
81. Stripped for someone? Of course :O)
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No.
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Shit no. I could *never* do that.
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? Neva.
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yep :O)
86. Showered while someone watched? No, don't think I could either.
87. Masturbated? Uhhh, what's that?? Of course!
88. Masturbated while someone watched? No, another one of those things I dont think I could bring myself to do.
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Hell no.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No. Who I am? PeeWee Herman?? Nicole Richell?? (Get this: Girl from my school actually just got caught doing this like 2 weeks ago, apparently she was getting off in the library of all places. She expelled for 10 days. And no, I'm not shitting you)
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Nope.
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Yes, more times than I'd like to remember. That is the worst!
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Also, too many times. Freakin party sluts.
94. Had phone sex? Nope.
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Uh huh :O)
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? No ma'm.
97. Been photographed nude? Maybe ;O)
98. Been photographed having sex? Nope.
99. Been videotaped having sex? Not to my knowledge, heh.
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? God, no.
101. Role-played a sexual situation? I'm not against it.
102. Taken part in transvestism? No?
103. Used a blindfold during sex? Nope.
104. Used handcuffs during sex? No but I freakin want to, badly.
105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? No way, that shits so gay.
106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? Ahh, not purposely.
107. Nipple clips? Not me. That would hurt like a bitch and be the opposite of erotic or sensual.
108. Used sex dice? Nada.
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? Nein.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? Hahaha yes. From the covers.
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? No blood, that's taking it a little far I think.
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? Who??
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? Nope.
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Once or twice.
Christ. Now I wanna have sex. Any takers?? :O)
1. Had sex? Yes I have.
2. Had oral sex? Uh huh :O)
3. Had anal sex? No, no, no, no, no, and no. NEVER. My opinion on the matter is that if you are a guy who wants to have anal sex then you are a FAG.
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes sir.
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Pretty much, yeah. That's what birthdays are for :O)
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Neighbors? No. Siblings? Yes.
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Of course. Remember who you're talking to, heh.
8. Written an erotic story? Oh god. Long ago, and I regret it very much.
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? Not that I recall.
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yeah.
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yesssss. Not to be obscene (tho it's hard not to in this quiz) but I own giving head. Thank you, thank you.
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Is that possible?
13. Had sex while standing up? Nope. Had sex sitting down though, on one of those little plastic chairs from school. :O)
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Nevvvver. Ew?
15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"? Once I get worked up it almost always stops. So yes, I guess I have...
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Whipped cream, mmmm.
17. Used ice erotically? No, but it sounds like fun.
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Negative.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? I fucking hate the word pubic, shut up.
20. Used a sex toy? Naa.
21. Used a vibrator? Is this during sex or alone? During-no. Alone-what do you think??
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) HAIRBRUSH?! What! No to all of them.
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? Noooo.
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Nope. I ain't no hoe!
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? No.
26. Given sex in sympathy? No, that's sad.
27. Had sex with a virgin? My first time was with a virgin, so yes.
28. Ever cheated on someone? Yes, but it wasn't by having sex with them.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? 10 years younger than me would make that person 7. I'm gonna go with no. :O) And 10 years older would be almost 30, so again...no.
30. Had sex with your landlord? Haha no, he's at least 75. But I do have the hots for the guy in the apartment next to ours.
31. Had sex with a teacher? Not me.
32. Had sex with a boss? No. Although he was very bossy...
33. Had sex with a relative? Oh baby yes. Scratch that. Hellll no.
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? Nope.
35. Had sex with twins? No but that might be kind of hot if they were good looking.
36. Had homosexual sex? Never.
37. Had sex with a pet? Sick.
38. Had sex with a farm animal? No, unlike some of the people around here...
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Met them, no. Hung out with them for the first time, yes.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Fuck that.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? Uh, no. What do you take me for? A slut??
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? How about more than 500? I'm trying to set a record here. But no, not really.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Not hardly.
45. Had a menage-a-trois? Wow. Is that really how that's spelled?? I always wondered. And no.
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No, I'm not a bitch.
49. Had sex in a public place? Sometimes thats the best kind of sex.
50. If so, where? This could take a while...in the middle school, on top of the middle school, in the middle of the football field, in the dugout of the baseball field, riverside park, in an old abandoned train, on the trails behind the highschool, in someone's front yard (in a tent, at a party) and the list goes on...
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yep, the park.
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? Uh huh, many times. One of my favorites :O)
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Oddly enough, I've never had sex in a car.
54. Had sex in a moving car? Nope, well...not sex sex.
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope but I'm up for it.
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yea, under the stars, very romantic stuff. Especially in the rain.
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Didn't I already answer this??
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit?) Yep. Mom's bed too.
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Well, yes. With the host.
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen, etc.)? Yep. :O)
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? If by work area you mean school, yes. I regret never doing it while I worked at Subway though, everyone else seems to have.
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No, that's dirty.
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? A train, but it wasn't moving, heh.
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? No but I've definitely thought about it/wanted to. Done other stuff in a move theatre though, only when we were the only 2 in there though.
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Nope.
68. Had sex in an elevator? No but everytime I see that damn commerical for that AX men's body spray I wanna...
69. Had sex in a cemetery? Nooooo, how creepy!
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? Nope.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Eh, yes. And as much as I'd like to say that I regret it, there are parts of me that don't.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Not really a stranger, but I did only know the kid for a few days.
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Yep.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Saw a pretty cool book once...
75. Seen a live stripper? No, although my brother wants to take me for some reason?
76. Seen a live sex show? Nope, that'd be craaaazay.
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Listened to someone having sex without their knowledge. But it wasn't just me! It was a party of about 20 kids listening in. We couldn't help it, it was sooooo loud. :O)
78. Showered with a partner? No. I think it would be fun though. :O(
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? Just the breasts.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? Nope.
81. Stripped for someone? Of course :O)
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No.
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Shit no. I could *never* do that.
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? Neva.
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yep :O)
86. Showered while someone watched? No, don't think I could either.
87. Masturbated? Uhhh, what's that?? Of course!
88. Masturbated while someone watched? No, another one of those things I dont think I could bring myself to do.
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Hell no.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No. Who I am? PeeWee Herman?? Nicole Richell?? (Get this: Girl from my school actually just got caught doing this like 2 weeks ago, apparently she was getting off in the library of all places. She expelled for 10 days. And no, I'm not shitting you)
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Nope.
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Yes, more times than I'd like to remember. That is the worst!
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Also, too many times. Freakin party sluts.
94. Had phone sex? Nope.
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Uh huh :O)
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? No ma'm.
97. Been photographed nude? Maybe ;O)
98. Been photographed having sex? Nope.
99. Been videotaped having sex? Not to my knowledge, heh.
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? God, no.
101. Role-played a sexual situation? I'm not against it.
102. Taken part in transvestism? No?
103. Used a blindfold during sex? Nope.
104. Used handcuffs during sex? No but I freakin want to, badly.
105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? No way, that shits so gay.
106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? Ahh, not purposely.
107. Nipple clips? Not me. That would hurt like a bitch and be the opposite of erotic or sensual.
108. Used sex dice? Nada.
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? Nein.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? Hahaha yes. From the covers.
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? No blood, that's taking it a little far I think.
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? Who??
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? Nope.
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Once or twice.
Christ. Now I wanna have sex. Any takers?? :O)