Is there anything more evil than the internet? Well, maybe Windows. I miss DOS. Whatever happened to the blissfully ignorant days of DOS? *sigh*

I'm outta here. This scene is gettin' old man.

This is bound to be an interesting day for you today, dear Aquarius, as you are likely to discover some hidden talents. Pay attention to any strange thoughts that enter your mind. Similarly, if you meet someone new and have a strong first impression, heed what it is telling you. Whether you realize it or not, you have a high level of intuition. ( Read more... )

You are bound to get some wonderful news today, dear Aquarius. Your head will be in the clouds most of the day because of it. You deserve this break, so let yourself revel in your good fortune for a while. Since you are feeling so happy, share your good mood with friends tonight. In fact, why not treat everyone to a night out on the town, courtesy ( Read more... )

Going to murder it. Make it suffer the way it's made me suffer. *growl*

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Your routine life is a ball and chain that you'd gladly trade in for a set of wings. You feel too expansive to be so contained. You are ready to do almost anything in order to climb out of the rut you're stuck in. Restlessness turns to excitement when you find a cause that really matters to you. If you can't get your friends and family members to ( Read more... )

"The act of turning yourself into a goblin monster isn't illegal unless doing so infringes on the rights of another."
-Ultimate Spider-Man#24

If you take the time to take a good look at your situation, you could see some very positive things today, dear Aquarius. A while back, it was as if you had gathered all the tools you needed to make a sculpture of your life. At first all you had was a lump of clay, and then a new face began to appear in your work. That new face is the new you! All ( Read more... )

Spider-Man is an inch shorter than me.

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