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It is an outrage. That's all. It's-- They are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm.

~Michael Scott, The Office

OK, so it's a bit of a stretch, ( Read more... )

 Michael Scott: If you don't like it Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.

Stanley: Excuse me?

Michael Scott: Or the front of the bus, or drive the bus.

Today on the bus, I realized how narrow minded people can be. This lady sat beside me, she must have been like 40. So I'm reading my book, and out of the corner of my eye, I see her leg bounc. ( Read more... )

"My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No, no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me, and said, 'Mr. Scott, will you be, the Godfather to my child?' Wow... wow. Didn't work out in the end. We ( Read more... )

"If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And I would wanna see the Pacific Ocean... It would be a pretty busy week."

~ Pam Beasley, The Office

I don't have much time, I have like a million things to do, and with all of the movies this guy has been in recently, and with a few more on ( Read more... )

It is undeniable. Ottawa has a huge graffiti problem. Shady figures lurking all over the city, spreading their awful messages everywhere. They are warping the minds of our youth. The City of Ottawa tries to keep it on the downlow, but the if you look a bit closer, the facts are there ( Read more... )

"Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to ( Read more... )

"Actually, it's polite to arrive early, and smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo de facto, show up early, become a really good friend ( Read more... )

"There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them, like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don't think that this is totally just a women's suit. At the very least it's bisexual ( Read more... )

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, get a life and find someone else to pick on, you asshole ( Read more... )