And I'm just a waste of her energy ( Read more... )

Hey, new user pic. Rugby ball, classic. Sweet. I go wathc olympcids dnmow

Today I watched the olympics, and Canada is cool. I like them. I tried to call people to talk to them, because I didn't want to do homework and things like that. I talked to Jenda, Zachary, and Justin. It was very enjoyable.

Last night... what can I say about last night? Hmm, magical? No, too fairy-like. Lastnight was...spictacular? Ah, too offensive. How about... Laurentastic? Ya, I like that word. It has a nice ring to it. I have decided that Lauren is one of the coolest, hottest, most generous people in the entire world. She is always thinking of other people and ( Read more... )

I did it.

Math is hard. I always forget that during my semester when it seems to not exist. Unfortunately, it is very real. Today I checked my email for the first time in days and I got happy because some friends who I haven't talked to in a while sent me emails. Hehehehehehe. I can't do my dance recitals because they conflict with SEARS. Oh well, they are ( Read more... )

Today I went to Monica's and we made grilled cheeses and then played video games. Zach and Kimberly were there too ( I spelled it write this time!). After Kimberly finished sucking at Mario Kart, we tried to play Trivial Pursuit. Unfortunatly, my friends are bubbling idiots and managed to score a collective "0" (the perfect game). I of course ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sodomy!

1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make sodomy.
2. The colour of sodomy is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
3. In its entire life, sodomy will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in sodomy.
5. The air around sodomy is superheated to about ( Read more... )

Lauren did drive through the ice to see me, and we had a blast. I'd tell you what happened, but... you'll see at camp.

Aw, Lauren and I were supposed to chill and go shopping for camp stuff today, but now the road's all like "You got nuttin', bitch" and I'm all like " Girl, I shovel yo ass down to the highway" and she's all like "you did NOT just say that", and so on and so forth. This stinks. OF course I don't want Lauren to risk getting into an accident just to ( Read more... )