Gonna be chilling in London with Eugene, Alex and Pavel for Spring break. 8 days of bad food, cheap drinks, and girls with bad teeth... I can't wait!

In other news: Bowie concert, here I come!

Went down to the old Angelika and saw The Cooler... excellent movie! I definitly recommend it to the lot of you. (crickets begin to... crick? gah, I can't think tonight)

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! ... and to win the California gubernatorials.

So... umm... what happened to happy endings? I just finished watching "Lost in Translation", which was an excellent movie. But, it just hit me how every single "intellectual" movie that has come out this year focuses way too much on the realism of life. Well yes, thank you, I know that in the real world there are rarely happy endings... problem is ( Read more... )

Bart is a cullinary genius. Never before have I gotten high from a serving of chicken teriyaki and fried potatoes. Ladies, hands off; he's my roommate.

Procrastination song, procrastination song ( Read more... )

I filed the nail of my left thumb too short, and pealed an orange to eat it (obviously), and now my thumb burns! OOOOH THE AGONY

::scurries away::

I went to Coles today to check out the Karate club... couldn't find them (must be their crazy ninja hiding skillz!). So instead, I ended up playing volleyball with the off-season team. Wow, I forgot how much I love this game! I haven't had this much fun on the court since High School. I wish I had the time (and the height) to join the varsity, but ( Read more... )

I feel like such an idiot that I never thought about life this way before: It's all so fucking random. We are the random products of a random combination of randomly generated molecules caused by the random distribution of atoms, which are incidently composed by random combinations of subatomic particles (which we can sort of predict, but really we ( Read more... )

Why do people take themselves so fricken seriously? I really ought to go into gastroenterology; I'll make millions on all the ulcers I treat. Seriously though, if I thought for a moment that life was anything but one big joke, I'd either kill myself or transfer to a business school (hats off to my boys at Stern, I love you guys anyway ( Read more... )