i love it when my friends send me stuff like this when i am at work

hahahahahahhaahahahhahah

http://www.t45ol.com/play_flash_us.php?ID=120

i have been extra happy for the past few days and i really really like it. i hope this doesn't go away for a long time

( i didnt feel like working )

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Lacocca, Automotive Business Executive

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In 1995, a wife put a personal ad in a magazine looking for a partner for an illicit affair. Quite a few men responded anonymously to her ad, and she chose the one who sounded the most romantic. They arranged to meet in a hotel room. When she got to the room, the women found her husband waiting for her, armed with champagne, naked and expecting a ( Read more... )

i am going to see motley crue tonight down in san diego

you are gold
#FFD700
Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to get in and stir things up. You have no time for most people's concerns, you'd rather analyze with your head than be held back by some random "gut feeling".

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

**Tonight is going to be FUN**
-go to timmy nolan's
-have some drinks
-laugh and joke with friends
-have some drinks
-kiss some guys
-have some drinks
-and most likely get into a fight and kick some ass!!!

Heather and I went out to eat the other day and we saw John Goodman. I think that is the only time I can say I got some what "star struck." I dont even know why really. He is a lot thinner in person and he has a deep voice.

( weird i know )

In 1991, a Florida man who weighed 475 pounds was arrested in an airport after a police dog sniffed out ten pounds of cocaine that the man had hidden in the folds of his enormous stomach.