Someone should thank you for your service. Thank You Keeper. And yes, I posted here because it had the best Donna pictures. Transparent, am I. I am so gonna dream about you skinny dipping. With me.
You weren't the first to comment this time. I was feeling kinda neglected to be completely honest. But it's ok, cuz you're gonna dream about skinny dipping. That makes up for any earlier faux-pas on your part :).
Aw, Ray, you didn't fail. There's a serious lack of boys where I go to school, and an even more serious lack of boys with any sense of sexiness (sexyness? not sure). You're much better than the guys I see every day.
Wait a minute...*checks Keeper's user info* 1987! I'm eight years older than you, too. I think this is the first time I've ever flirted with a woman that was born in a year I can actually remember! I feel old now. Does it turn you off that I'm 26? I am pretty emotionally mature if we don't count the whole "I'm a big fucking Shmoo!" thing.
Silly Ray. I checked your user info the first time you commented on one of my posts. I know you're 8 years older than me. Why do you think I included that detail in the story about Nick twice? If it turned me off, I would have stopped flirting with you a long time ago. Oh, and for what it's worth, I've never dated that much either. So I'm a pretty big fucking scmoo too.
Oh good. Two shmoo's in a shmoo-pod are we. Wait a minute, are you saying that you mentioned his age twice because of me or am I just being egotistical now?
And I knew you were younger than me (checked your info a while back too) I just couldn't remember if you were 18 or 19. You see, I did think the 8 years thing was significant (potentially) just had to make sure. You're so much more awesome at 18 than I was, what with your vids and caps and sexy banter.
Not because of you, persay, but, yes because of you ;-). I'll be 19 in just over a month! But really, what does 19 have that 18 doesn't? And 18 is much sexier sounding. It has the whole 'barely legal' thing going for it.
And everything you mentioned about why I'm more awesome at 18 than you were was based on technology. Did they even have technology when you were 18? You know, cuz it was like in the stone age :-p.
Barely Legal. I wasn't gonna go there. I glad you did! :D
And it was the stone age! Do you know how long it took to download pictures of naked women! -er, I mean, totally innocent pictures that had no nudity in them whatsoever that would cause me to touch myself while looking at them. O:)
I don't have any idea. In this age of digital technology I can get pictures of naked women fast anytime I want them.
You're thinking about me looking at pictures of naked women now, aren't you? Yeah, well, I don't actually look at pictures of naked women, I just said it for your enjoyment. Despite the fact that I play Rugby I much prefer the male figure to the female one.
I don't understand boys. How can looking at a picture of a naked woman be so exciting? I enjoy BW's ass as much as the next girl, but I certainly don't find it, you know, exciting.
When did videos first appear on the internet? That must have been an exciting day for you. Although I imagine they took even longer to download.
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I can think of a lot of ways to make up for my faux-pas....*trying to be sexy and failing* :D
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Oh, and for what it's worth, I've never dated that much either. So I'm a pretty big fucking scmoo too.
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And I knew you were younger than me (checked your info a while back too) I just couldn't remember if you were 18 or 19. You see, I did think the 8 years thing was significant (potentially) just had to make sure. You're so much more awesome at 18 than I was, what with your vids and caps and sexy banter.
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And everything you mentioned about why I'm more awesome at 18 than you were was based on technology. Did they even have technology when you were 18? You know, cuz it was like in the stone age :-p.
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And it was the stone age! Do you know how long it took to download pictures of naked women! -er, I mean, totally innocent pictures that had no nudity in them whatsoever that would cause me to touch myself while looking at them. O:)
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You're thinking about me looking at pictures of naked women now, aren't you? Yeah, well, I don't actually look at pictures of naked women, I just said it for your enjoyment. Despite the fact that I play Rugby I much prefer the male figure to the female one.
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And it could take a couple minutes to download one picture. One. How long is a boy supposed to maintain his, um, excitment.
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When did videos first appear on the internet? That must have been an exciting day for you. Although I imagine they took even longer to download.
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