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[keepinganeyeout]

W-Whoa! Check out all the people!

There must be someone out there who's heard of the great and mighty warrior, Uchiha Obito! The crosser of dimensions! The master of fire! The guy who stole a scarf off an evil robot and then gave it back, because that's the kind of guy he is!

[OOC: 4th wall = YES. Only plz no mention of his death and er low on

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[gar_dena]

...uhm... do you play D&D or something? You sound rather strange.

[gar_dena]

I have heard of you though. I quite like your goggles.

[keepinganeyeout]

D&D?

Aha, I knew it! Did you hear of all my amazing stories of power and bravery?

...'quite'? If I told you they were orange, would you like them more?

[gar_dena]

Dungeons and Dragons? The role-playing game? Orcs, elves, you know?
Well, I can _see_ they're orange... I like their, ehm, orangey-ness.

[lachry_mose]

Oh my Gawwwwd OBITO~ ♥

You are most definitely the best Uchiha ever. Sasuke and Itachi can never compare to you. Humanity > Insanity, dear ♥

Also, you and Fai are just too cute!

[keepinganeyeout]

You - I like you! If you could find a way to tell my clan that, it would really help me out.

Fai-chan's my little buddy. Now I've found out he can do magic I'm gonna help train him to super-size ice cream. Because having big plants is kinda good I guess, but big bowls of ice cream = awesome. But he's the cute one, I'm the older, cooler brother type.

[lachry_mose]

Believe me, love I would if I could ;3; YOU'LL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART.

Awwww~ I'm so happy he's gained so many good friends here. The poor boy needs a family, you know? Outside of his brother at least. Give him lots of love and you'll only be rewarded for it in the end.

[keepinganeyeout]

That's a really nice thing to say, though it might be less weird if I knew you...

After the things he went through, it's my mission to make sure he's as happy as he can be. I won't fail! Though I might end up cheering up his brother too since I can't seem to them 'em apart now.

[wingsof_fortune]

Y'know, Obito, I really really like you and all, but I'm afraid I'm Team Proto 4 Life. Don't take it personally, okay?

[keepinganeyeout]

You know he's a really big jerk, right? And he confuses people on purpose! And he kicks puppies!

Now on the Uchiha side of things, you've got honour, justice and cool goggles!

Aww man, just don't tell him you're a fan ok? I'll never hear the end of it.

[wingsof_fortune]

Yeah, he's a tremendous jerk. Honestly, that's kinda why I like him.

Trust me, I don't plan on talking to him today, so you're in the clear.

[sh4d0wm4st3r]

...this is weird.
I don't think I've ever heard of you, but I know a guy with the exact same name as you.

[keepinganeyeout]

You kinda look like this guy I know. Are you a ninja too?

A lot of people have my surname - it's a pretty big clan - but there's only one Obito!

[sh4d0wm4st3r]

Not exactly a ninja, no.
Well, I know another Obito Uchiha, he's older than you and a counsellor.

[keepinganeyeout]

That's pretty different from a ninja. Unless he counsels ninjas?

Is this me in another universe? Things like that seem to happen round here. What's your name anyway?

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[cacto_ocupado]

This cacto hasn't heard, amigo! riko!

[ voice post ] <3

[keepinganeyeout]

Hey, I remember you! You know, you're still one of the strangest things I've seen here.

There are so many heroic tales I could tell you of my past bravery - the mission where my team had to track and secure a cat was particularly fraught with peril - but to give you the gist: they all end with me doing something cool.

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[cacto_ocupado]

This cacto... doesn't really remember you, amigo. riko Me disculpo ~

And, amigo! Do you sing? ¡Todos los héroes deben saber cantar!

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[keepinganeyeout]

I've been upstaged by a plant.

I have a feeling I don't know the words to that one.

Oh, watch out for Fai-chan - he's learning how to use his magic and he keeps making plants grow huge. A giant cactus could cause a lot of trouble in a place like this.