Okay. Since listing is how I roll, and it helps me remember shit better, that's how this is going to go down. If some of it doesn't make sense chances are I totally already forgot what happened because I freaked so hard.
-I get up at like 9, shower, and head over to Liza's around 10:30ish
OMG HAI
-Liza and I dick around at her house a little bit and then leave
-lol at me not knowing at all how to get to Burnsville mall, and Liza only "sort" of knowing. We almost got lost but ended up getting there fine.
Her hitting me with my own poster.
-We wander around the mall aimlessly for a little then end up finally finding Zumiez. There is a line of maybe like 7 people so we decide that I'll get in line, save her spot, and she'll find us fudz. She get's arby's but WTF wrong chicken sammich and neither of us were feeling the curly fries so we didn't really eat to much but I wasn't very hungry anyways.
-Liza throws a mustard at my eye. Luckily it was closed. Sneaky bitch.
LOL WATERING EYE IN PAINZ
-We sit in line and laugh at the different workers. One, named Dooley, was fucking hot, dude.
"IN UR LINES GIVEN OUT FREE JLY BEEENZ"
-There were also these spr obnoxious guys sitting next to us that kept us entertained. There was that annoying preggerz chick calling us groupies. Stupid whore. I got like fifteen thousand DVS stickers.
lolz
-Also, they had people in the line make facial hair with the Zumiez stickers, and some guy stuck them all over his hair. Pain y/n? None of them would stick to my face. :( fail.
-The boys next to us put on Zumiez bags like diapers, bikinis (thong lol), and full body suits. Fucking hilarious. I almost peed myself at the one with the thong.
-It gets a little boring because the lady in the kiosk next to the line is all STFU because she thought people actually wanted to buy her fug kiosk bracelets. LOLZ.
-Liza and I stood up and I flailed around a bit. There wasn't much going on here, so we took random pictures:
<3
IMA EATCHOOR FACE TBH
Liza can't take a picture at all.
There were some interesting discussions. I kept saying "AND IN THIS CORNAAH - LYAAAAAAN DUUUUUNN" because it wasn't ever not hilarious to me. And Liza decided we should ask Ryan when he got there "CAN WE STROKE YOUR BEARD Y/N?" (Yes, she said Y/N)
and:
-lol at me trying to rap/beat box. I'm not half bad and Liza is awful.
-The line was fucking huge you guys. They only had a certain amount of room and kept telling people they would have to come back at four to see if the line had moved or not.
-It hit four and like gdfjlsghfd DUNN WAS NOT THERE YET. I flailed and complained about my back and Liza was morose.
-4:30, nothing. Dunn chants start. They're lolz. "WHY ARE WE CHANTING FOR NO REASON
-Suddenly I hear "OMG THERE HE IS" and there is much pointing in the store. At this point I most likely hit Liza a lot and was basically just in "OMFG" mode.
-The line starts moving and I'm shaking and hdfjksdkgjsdfjkdbhgd I CAN SEE HIM AND HIS HAIR IS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN PERSON AND OH MY GOOOOD. I COULDN'T DEAL.
-We're at the table and I set my poster down and I'm pretty much shaking at this point so the poster is all wobbly and he sees it and his face lights up, and he goes
"Oh wow, this is so cool! I don't even have one of these!! Where did you get it?" and I'm like "Ebay *high pitched laughter because that's what happens when I'm nervous* of course." and he says "Oh, well I'm going to have to have my brother buy one for me!" and it was amazing and his smile omfg.
-I had seen a girl ask for a picture earlier so I squeakily asked him for one, and he said "Of course!" and I was like OMFG FLAIL on the inside. So i walk around the table, and shakily hand him the sign I made that says "ILU LINT!" and he puts his arm around me and fjkldgjf yeeeah.
YEAH.
-I was going to have him sign it but I was so dazed after that that I just sort of toddled off and took pictures for Liza. (there will be some surprises to make up for it though, Lint, don't worry!)
-Liza had him sign a 2 dollar bill, and then a poster for the guy that took her shift (lol she had her wits about her more. FEEL SO BAD UGH) And she got a picture as well.
lol her face
-Liza told me later "HIS BEARD IS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT WOULD BEEEE" which was amazing.
-We say goodbye and I said it was so amazing to meet him and thank you so much and that bit and yeah. We walk into Zumiez because that's how the line was and once we got far away it all sort of caught up to me and I hyperventilated a little and started crying. Liza was all *pat pat* and one of the workers was like "UH...you okay?" and I was like *FLAIL* YEAH IM FINE. and he lolled and Liza took pictures and yeah. I was shaking too hard to put my poster back in the plastic so Liza had to help me, and once I calmed down we finally left.
-We walked around the mall but srsly I was not able to deal with life. I called lint and left a message on her machine and I was texting her a little but I couldn't text because I was still shaky and how ftw it was was impossible to explain in text.
-We got ice cream to calm down, and then Liza got her ears pierced.
yeah we're hot. or something.
The rest is mostly just hanging out with Liza afterwards and yeah. It was amazing. jkldgjskdfs. Yeah. God bless you if you seriously read all of that.