i was on my lunch break the other day and this bee came out of nowhere and bitch slapped me in the face so i got up and started running away and it fucking FOLLOWED ME!! it was really scary.
a bee flew up my pant leg like 3 days ago, and got me good. IT FLEW UP MY PANTS AND STUNG MY CALF. what a smart little bitch. anyway, my calf is all red and puffy and swollen and itchy and sore and ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuck bees.
dood THOSE SNEAKY FUCKS! i'll tell you a story about bees. so my family decided to take a family road trip in an RV when i was like 10 and we went to places like the grand canyon and shit. so anyways we went to this place called "sliding rocks" (cos you can slide down them with it hurting etc ha) anyways my mom had an open dr. pepper can and a bee flew in there and without looking my mom took a drink and the fucker stung the inside of her lip!!
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