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-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering striderStyle [SS] at 00:40 --
BR: are there like a bunch of people going over there now
BR: or what
SS: uh
SS: that depends on whether or not castor comes.
BR: lame
SS: but just come ok
SS: shhh just come
BR: i was hoping there wouldnt be a lot of people there but that was pretty dumb there always is
SS: well
SS: lil sis is occupyin the restroom.
SS: and dave's in his room.
SS: like always.
SS: hell if you don't wanna come over here,
SS: let's just go to one of the many other rooms on the strider floor.
BR: i guess i just kind of
BR: wanted to
BR: ...
BR: .................
BR: this is really uncool
BR: nevermind
SS: oh no you don't.
SS: c'mon, let's hear this.
SS: oi.
SS: oi.
SS: oi.
SS: oi.
SS: oi.
SS: oi.
SS: hey.
SS: hey.
BR: holy shit shut up sis
SS: hey.
SS: lol
SS: let's hear it.
SS: c'mon.
BR: i wanted to talk or something i dont know
SS: ok
SS: let's talk.
SS: you still gotta choose whether we're going to chill out in one of the other rooms or if we're going to do it the elder strider style.
BR: i dont care
BR: maybe another room
SS: ok
BR: this is already seriously uncool enough without other striders hearing
SS: hahaha,
SS: unless it's something like
SS: i'm becoming an egbert and i am pregnant with a troll baby
SS: it won't be that bad.
SS: oh,
SS: if you're going to tell me that you fell in love with bro and you're going to live happily ever after in some castle or some shit
SS: then i'm disowning you.
SS: but other than that.
SS: we chill.
SS: anyway,
SS: top floor
BR: ok good im probably fine then
SS: room at the far left way back.
SS: yeah thought so.
SS: invite yourself in.
SS: am i still here ))
SS: cool ))
SS: ok ))
SS: go ))
BR: [dave takes a bit longer than he usually would to show up, but soon enough he's at the door she specified, just opening it without a knock]
BR: sup
SS: [ she's already there, sitting back on one of the couches that are present in the room. it's a simple room, really, with nothing but the kitchen and a bed and a few couches, accompanied by a television with several game consoles (and games with those). another door is near the bed, and that's probably the bathroom but unless you're jade and you want to hang out there, sis is not expecting you to g
SS: o straight over there. instead, she nods her head towards a couch adjacent to the one she occupied. ]
SS: sup.
SS: WOW THAT WAS LONG ))
BR: ((LMAO))
SS: W E L P ))
BR: ((ITS COOL))
BR: [dave's not a sim, he doesn't chill in bathrooms. and that's the end of that. dave's chewing on the inside of his lip, second guessing his decision to run off to sis. again. his poker face is pretty obviously failing, which a strider would notice right away. as if the fact he actually wanted to "talk" wasn't enough of a tip off. he breathes... and crosses the room to the couch to sink in beside sis, not really looking at her once he makes it there.]
BR: so yeah
BR: shit happened obviously
BR: nothing much to say i dont know why i thought this was a good idea
SS: pff, why'ssat?
BR: it was dumb
BR: the reason im here is dumb
SS: let's hear this dumb reason then.
BR: [he's quiet for a minute... only as long as he's sure sis is patient enough to wait, anyway.]
BR: its jane
BR: i dont know
BR: i fucked up
BR: badly
SS: ah.
SS: lady problems.
BR: yeah like i said dumb
SS: so, what.
SS: is it like the kind of thing that you can't apologize for and it'll be good
BR: yeah pretty much
SS: *can ))
SS: oh welp ))
BR: ((oh whoops))
BR: ((LOL KFNKDJG))
SS: so what happened.
BR: i told her i liked her basically
BR: actually she asked but whatever
BR: she was ok with it kind of
SS: uh huh.
BR: she said she liked me too even
BR: but theres a couple of spidertrolls
BR: i fucking hate spidertrolls
SS: spidertrolls
SS: what did these spidertrolls do.
BR: shes into them too
BR: she doesnt want to decide or whatever
SS: well they are hot.
SS: but anyway.
SS: so basically this is like a love triangle
SS: or something.
SS: she likes spidertroll and likes you and you like her and what
SS: does spidertroll like her too
BR: yeah
BR: two of them
SS: wow
BR: so its a weird square thing
BR: ones a dude
SS: jane attracts all the spidertrolls.
BR: basically
SS: and jane
SS: likes all these spidertrolls.
SS: and you too.
BR: yep
SS: ok
SS: my question is
SS: why is polyamoury not allowed.
BR: i just got done telling you i fucking hate spidertrolls sis
BR: come on
SS: well troll quadrants got this hatemance bullshit thing going on right
BR: im not a troll
BR: quadrants are shit
BR: dont care
SS: look at your last name and rethink that
SS: ikr
SS: they are
SS: ok
SS: so
SS: battle for romance.
SS: beat up spidertrolls ==> look like some idk nic cage-esque thing to jane ==> ??? ==> girlfriend get
BR: i was right this is dumb
BR: jane would flip her shit
BR: shes already flipping her shit
SS: why.
BR: i thought itd be a good idea to go all sincerity power hour
BR: now she hates herself and probably also me
SS: welp.
SS: y
SS: did you tell her you hated spidertrolls
BR: i kind of hate myself too im still falling down all this sincerity
BR: yeah
BR: i told her she should just run off with them and have her spidertroll orgy
SS: wow
SS: is that sincerity
BR: ok maybe not
SS: gj.
SS: so
SS: is there anything else
SS: or is that it
BR: i said something shitty to her and she ran off i dont know what shes up to now
BR: i almost went to go find her but thatd probably make shit worse so sup here i am
BR: and thats it
SS: ok
SS: so all that sounds like it needs is a good sincere apology
SS: and prolly a talk with her.
BR: thats not going to fix anything shes still stuck in her stupid mattsprite square or what the fuck ever
SS: well at least you guys won't be like
SS: oh no i told her to fuck off i'm the worst person ever brb killing self
SS: amirite?
BR: i guess
SS: anyway, rushin won't do her no good.
SS: you really like her? then let her choose on her own.
SS: but personally
SS: i'd just have a battle royale for 'er.
SS: you gotta fight for your woman man
BR: thats retarded
SS: but don't go up to the spidertroll and be like sup ok i'm going to beat you up
SS: no you have to have a tourney.
SS: eh.
SS: works in the animus.
SS: ok, no seriously.
BR: maybe next time im in an anime ill do that
SS: lol
SS: but no,
SS: fight for her.
SS: not in the punching kind ok
SS: more like idk romancing her and shit.
SS: what i can tell is that all these john/jane egberts are fascinated by spidertrolls because they be
SS: idk
SS: friends or some shit.
SS: but you're her bro, dude.
SS: got a way better chance than any spidertroll stranger.
BR: i guess
BR: she didnt even know me though she had debb
BR: thats not the same
SS: 'course it aint.
SS: and those ain't her spidertrolls.
SS: from her universesession thing.
BR: the dude one is
SS: ok kick the dude one's ass.
BR: ok
SS: anyway
SS: are you more upset over upsetting her
SS: or more upset over the spidertroll thing.
BR: both i guess
SS: well duh.
BR: i flipped my shit over the second thing and thats why the first thing happened
BR: equal shitflipping is going on over here
SS: haha,
SS: well like i said.
SS: first issue's more something a sincere apology can fix.
SS: second one, not so much.
SS: but she's a girl worth fightin for, ain't she?
BR: yeah
SS: then fight, goddammit.
BR: ok
BR: i guess
SS: [ to be quite honest, sis is not really sure of what to say. but she's.. trying. just go beat them up dave, gosh. ]
SS: [ SHE HAS NEVER HAD ROMANCE PROBLEMS 8T ok yes she did but she can get whoever she wants, so not really. ]
SS: idk just
SS: apologizin won't get rid of the fact that she still got three suitors.
SS: and obvsly you don't want spidertrolls in this romance.
SS: so let her know you be fighting for her.
SS: in the romance way.
SS: with the challenges and shit.
SS: but if she don't want it, she's gonna have to pick.
SS: it's kinda tough.
SS: but hey,
SS: beating them up is an option too.
SS: okok
BR: shed get pissed at me if i beat them up
BR: so i guess i just have to do the dumb romance fighting thing
BR: plus theyre god tier theyd probably kick my ass
BR: two gods vs one dave im fucked
BR: i dont know if i can do this romance shit either our relationship is practically based on pokemon and arguing over whether she has tits or not
-- striderStyle [SS] is now an idle chum! --
AND NOW FOR VRISKA
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 01:35 --
AG: Hey Dave.
AG: Daaaaaaaave.
AG: Touch me.
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 01:35 --
BR: holy shit
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 01:35 --
AG: lol!!!!!!!!
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 01:35 --
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 03:39 --
AG: Hey Dave.
BR: what the fuck do you want
AG: Whaaaaaaaat do you think I want? :::;)
AG: Oh no, is the human 8oy mad????????
BR: im not mad
BR: i really dont care
BR: say whatever youre going to say
AG: That means usually something is wrong.
AG: Jeeze Dave.
BR: everythings fucking fantastic
BR: havent you looked outside
BR: the birds are singing its a beautiful
BR: night
AG: Wow.
AG: Yeah, you're definitely pissed.
BR: the grass is green its a fucking miracle
AG: You're also a terri8le liar.
AG: So who pissed in your cereal, Dave?
BR: no im an awesome liar just ask jane
BR: howie mandel
BR: howie mandel pissed in my fruity pebbles
AG: I will.
AG: Jegus fuck, someone is going to have to clean that up.
BR: dont ask her i dont even know where she is
AG: She's with me. ::::)
BR: it was a double joh ok
AG: lol
BR: cool
AG: You know.
AG: You could 8e over here too.
BR: i shouldve signed off
AG: With her, me, and you.
AG: Hahahahahahaha!
AG: No, it's good you didn't!
AG: I guess this means you really ARE interested in Jane!
BR: fucking hate spidertrolls
AG: You're so non-likea8le too, Dave.
BR: yeah a lot of effort goes into that
AG: So much effort, you won't 8elieve it. ::::)
AG: Well, there's nothing you can do a8out it.
AG: Either way, we'll 8e around Jane...
AG: W8 for it.
AG: ........Fooooooooreeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer.
BR: no
BR: you will
BR: god tiers live forever
BR: have fun with your pajama party
AG: lol
AG: Come on Dave.
AG: This is where you say...
AG: "Oh shiet no I can't allow this to happen, I'm coming over right now" or some kind of 8ullshit like that.
BR: too bad thats not what im actually saying
BR: are you disappointed
AG: Yes, I am!!!!!!!!
AG: lol!
AG: Can't you teeeeeeeell how disappointed I am????????
BR: im a disappointment vampire i feed off of your distress
BR: shits delicious
BR: like blueberry bubblegum or something
AG: Oh noooooooo I feel faint already. ::::)
AG: ...Somehow this is reminding me of Terezi.
BR: funny how that would happen
BR: vriska you smell pretty good too bad youre such a bitch
AG: Hahahaha!
AG: ...
BR: is that a hint of citrus
BR: should i sniff a little harder or what give me a hand here
AG: Ugh, Dave.
AG: I didn't realize it until now.
AG: I really h8 you.
BR: good to know
AG: H8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8!!!!!!!!
AG: You're an asshole who doesn't know sh8t.
BR: thats a lotta h4t3
BR: i mean h8
AG: Yeah and it's 8nly for you D8ve, so you 8etter treasure it.
AG: Watch your 8ack.
BR: i dunno plenty of people hate me
BR: im kind of a douchebag if you havent noticed
BR: what makes you so special
AG: 8ecause I'll hunt you down myself.
BR: oh shit im shaking in my socks
BR: the spoon halfway to my mouth is shaking i think im gonna spill some milk and howie piss
AG: What a fucking douche8ag. ::::)
BR: yep
AG: Daaaaaaaave, I will make your life more of a living hell than it already is. <3<
AG: You hear me?
AG: Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
BR: wow was that a tree
BR: cute
AG: You fucking moron.
AG: You know what it is!
AG: You've 8een around here for l8ke how long?
BR: looks like a tree but ok
BR: yeah i know what it is
BR: i look forward to my new living hell i hope its less boring than the last one
AG: Asshole.
BR: then again this is you so i dont expect much
AG: ...
AG: ::::)
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 04:05 --
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 04:20 --
AG: Dave.
AG: Daaaaaaaave.
AG: Dave!
BR: what
AG: Touch me.
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 04:20 --
BR: k
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 04:20 --
AG: Hahahaha, fuck you.
-- anacampticsGonoph [AG] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 04:20 --