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[keepusbothalive]

Why, when I transfer files back and forth between David's laptop and mine using our flash drive, do I always feel like our computers are having unprotected sex? My computer is on the pill (McAfee) but I still think they should be using rubbers. That's all I'm saying.

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[krint01]

Sometimes I feel like the mainstream antivirus programs are less like the pill and more like lambskin condoms.

I'm wrong, of course. It's just that less well-known stuff, like AVG, doesn't seem to suck nearly as much RAM as Norton did.

Oh well.

[kira_amaya]

*giggles uncontrollably*

[mistress__kitty]

hahahahahaaha! your computer is so horny, it can't wait for a rubber!

[bella_tristezza]

you are so funny, in a totally adorable way.

your computers should both be fine unless one of them already has a virus--which would probably be obvious by now.

also, watch your mailbox for the next few days. i've got the strangest feeling there might be something coming to you. ;)

[keepusbothalive]

Ooh! Letter gotten! I love you! And, now that I have your address, I can send a letter back! I also drank too many caffeinated beverages this evening!

[sidewalksparkle]

Haha, this entry is hilarious!

I guess you could make sure your computers "get tested" first. You wouldn't even have to make an appt. with Health Services--super-confidential, super-private anti-virus software should do! :)

[keepusbothalive]

Thanks! I even thought it was kind of funny when I came up with it, which is strange, since my sense of humor is pretty sub-par (at least when making my own jokes- I think I have a good sense of humor in general.) I shared the computer sex observation with my friend Joe, and he pulled up a strip from my favorite online comic, Achewood, from about four years ago:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12172002

Dammit! Turns out my subconscious mind is a plagiarist.

All in all, though, our computers are pretty monogamous, so I suppose I don't have much to worry about :)