New text message: "hey it's shawnna, here's my new phone number"
You can't possibly know how far my jaw dropped when I read this.

They say a watched pot never boils. But a pot left unattended will boil over.
The truth is that the act of watching a pot does not affect the rate at which the water heats, and therefore has no effect on the boiling process.

MYSTERY SOLVED.

To all the people who make really long posts, I direct your attention to two things I think you should be aware of.

I mean, if you haven't bought a gun or a pickaxe at some point, it's not a real relationship...

I got an iPod today.

Rachel -> Me -> Kevin -> Lucas
I wonder who the Shythugette will belong to next?

Some random nigga slashed supervisor Bart with an axe last night in the middle of Walmart. He's basically the only management that I wouldn't have wanted to see this happen to. Bart's fine, btw ( Read more... )

Good morning, working class.

This made me giggle uncontrollably for about a full five minutes.

I think I'll just leave one day. Disappear completely and start over somewhere else.

"Live every day as if it were your last, because someti-"