Spoiler free reaction: eeeh, entertaining enough.
The first hour or so was a bit boring, wasn't it? Ah well, there were some good scenes with Tony and Bruce and also Loki being crazy as fuck.
Natasha was awesome, I liked how you could see her thinking "what the fuck have I got myself into, I'm just a human and there's a green rage monster trying to rip me in two" but she was still badass. Her fake-crying to get intel out of Loki was cool.
Speaking of that scene, are we allowed to say "quim" in a 12A now? I got taught that was a bad word.
Um, Loki/Tony and Loki/Hulk scenes were hilarious and I burst out laughing in the cinema.
Coulson's not actually dead, is he? He's just pretending to give them a push, right? RIGHT???
I ship Fury/Coulson now.