Eat your heart out, Capra

[kefka]

After my quixotic and miserable 2006 campaign for public office ("Cigarettes for Kids" was not the greatest platform), I've tried to lay low....quashing any flashes of enterprise by scolding myself in my mother's clothing in an unconvincing falsetto.

Let me tell you about how I fucked that up today.

David Taylor. I've talked about him before. He'

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[amelia]

So I'm all drunk, as is any proper Minneapolitan on a Monday night, and your post was all tl:dr, so I skimmed it.

And then I reskimmed it, and was shocked to find out out "Motter" was not drunken slang for "Motto."

I need to rethink everything.

[hypersurfaces]

I thought he was spelling the German word for mother wrong (Mutter), especially because he kept capitalizing it.

[kefka]

You Germans capitalize that shit? What a savage and backward language.

[psipaladin]

If you were serious while out at bars, you would use one of these.

[kefka]

Haha. Wow. I don't remember that at all. I think I've blocked out my year of watching TNG except for the one or two actually good episodes.