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[keiko_kichi]

Keiko, bringing Sexy Crack since 2008

Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Primarily, Jack/Ianto
Summary: Jack wants Ianto. Ianto doesn't want him. Gwen is a slut. What else is new?
Author's Note: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK. I MAY HAVE BEEN HIGH WHILE WRITING THIS.

Jack Harkness had been called many things in his lifetime. Whore, slut, flirt, Clive, You-With-The-Big

Comments

[cs_whitewolf]

You have selected #3.

What? ...wait!! No I never!! I wanted #1... or #2... or #1... omg anything but #3!!

XD

what have you been smoking, keki??

[keiko_kichi]

I HAVE NO CLUE. IT WAS GOOOOD, THOUGH.

(You said #1 twice! LO AND BEHOLD, GWEN WAS DESTROYED IN A FIREY MASS OF PIRATE-NINJA TERROR. Jack and Ianto then lived shaggily ever after. THE END)

:D

[cs_whitewolf]

XD YAYAY!!! Caspe is satisfied now XD

...gonne share whatever you're on? Coz like I could be doing with some of it! lmao

::tackleglomp::

[keiko_kichi]

Don't worry, it's probably just a minor case of Brain Herpes. You have a huge risk of catching them while watching Torchwood :P

[beckybert]

THAT WAS AWESOME. XD

ALSO. I -DID- TRY THAT NUMBER.
"CALLS TO THIS NUMBER ARE BARRED."

HAS OWEN BEEN PRANK CALLING AGAIN?!?!

[keiko_kichi]

Tut tut. Bad Owen! XD