Intentions
Cross posted on my Bioware blog here
Another random party banter. Alistair gets all brotherly protective of an F!Warden he's friends with if she's sleeping with Zevran, but why not an M!Warden?
Okay, I admit it, I wrote this because I just can't resist a perfectly good opportunity to mess with Alistair. And Zevran is so good at it.
I suppose that with a little tweaking it can be generic enough to fit certain types of M!Warden. In Keiran's case, this takes place the day the party leaves from Haven after getting the ashes.
Warnings: None
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Alistair: Alright, what are your intentions with him?
(VO: Stern, accusing)
Zevran: Intentions? To what are you referring?
(VO: Mock innocence)
Alistair: You know what I mean. I... saw you last night. Through the window.
(VO: Blushing embarrassment. He doesn't want to think about what he saw.)
Zevran: Ah, yes... He has very strong hands you know. And such enthusiasm!
(VO: Recalling a pleasant memory)
Alistair: Maker's breath! Can we not talk about that?
(VO: Mortified)
Zevran: You were the one who brought it up, my friend. You were also the one spying on an intimate moment. Who knew you were such a voyeur?
(VO: Teasing)
Alistair: I wasn't spying! I saw you leading him into that house, and he looked so nervous. I was concerned for his safety!
Zevran: Safety? I am no amateur. I can assure you, he is good hands with me.
(VO: Sly, seductive)
Alistair: That's not what I meant, and you know it! You could have fulfilled your contract while he was... (coughs) distracted.
(VO: Still doesn't want to think about it.)
Zevran: All this time and you still don't trust me! Do you not accept our fearless leader's judgment?
(VO: Over-the-top hurt.)
Alistair: After what I saw, I'd say he trusts you a little too much.
(VO: Dry)
But stop dodging the question. I'm serious.
Zevran: Why, are you jealous? Are you perhaps wanting him for yourself? I do not mind sharing...
(VO: Teasing)
Alistair: WHAT? No! He's my friend, and I don't want to see him get hurt.
(VO: Flustered)
Zevran: You and Wynne should start a club.
(VO: Deadpan)
Last I checked, our leader was a grown man. And a very quick study. I taught him to do the most delightful thing with his tongue...
Alistair: Not listening! La la la la la!
(VO: Oh god, stop talking about that!)
(long pause) You're doing that on purpose!
(VO: Indignant)
Branch 1: Alistair does trust Zevran more than he's letting on. They are "friends" in some fashion.
Zevran: Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?
(VO: He is totally doing it on purpose.)
My point is, he is free to decide what he wants. And so long as it does not interfere with his duties as a Grey Warden, what business is it of yours what he does in his free time?
(VO: Serious)
Alistair: I... You're right, I suppose. I'm sorry.
Branch 2:
Zevran: Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?
(VO: He is totally doing it on purpose.)
Alistair: Because you're evil.
(VO: Pouting)
Zevran: That's not what he said last night.
(VO: Seductive)
Alistair. Maker's breath! I'm sorry I even brought it up.
(VO: Gives up in a huff.)
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Between this and this Zev & Keiran seem to have quite the problem with voyeurs. I don't even kink voyeurism; I just think it's funny.
Another random party banter. Alistair gets all brotherly protective of an F!Warden he's friends with if she's sleeping with Zevran, but why not an M!Warden?
Okay, I admit it, I wrote this because I just can't resist a perfectly good opportunity to mess with Alistair. And Zevran is so good at it.
I suppose that with a little tweaking it can be generic enough to fit certain types of M!Warden. In Keiran's case, this takes place the day the party leaves from Haven after getting the ashes.
Warnings: None
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Alistair: Alright, what are your intentions with him?
(VO: Stern, accusing)
Zevran: Intentions? To what are you referring?
(VO: Mock innocence)
Alistair: You know what I mean. I... saw you last night. Through the window.
(VO: Blushing embarrassment. He doesn't want to think about what he saw.)
Zevran: Ah, yes... He has very strong hands you know. And such enthusiasm!
(VO: Recalling a pleasant memory)
Alistair: Maker's breath! Can we not talk about that?
(VO: Mortified)
Zevran: You were the one who brought it up, my friend. You were also the one spying on an intimate moment. Who knew you were such a voyeur?
(VO: Teasing)
Alistair: I wasn't spying! I saw you leading him into that house, and he looked so nervous. I was concerned for his safety!
Zevran: Safety? I am no amateur. I can assure you, he is good hands with me.
(VO: Sly, seductive)
Alistair: That's not what I meant, and you know it! You could have fulfilled your contract while he was... (coughs) distracted.
(VO: Still doesn't want to think about it.)
Zevran: All this time and you still don't trust me! Do you not accept our fearless leader's judgment?
(VO: Over-the-top hurt.)
Alistair: After what I saw, I'd say he trusts you a little too much.
(VO: Dry)
But stop dodging the question. I'm serious.
Zevran: Why, are you jealous? Are you perhaps wanting him for yourself? I do not mind sharing...
(VO: Teasing)
Alistair: WHAT? No! He's my friend, and I don't want to see him get hurt.
(VO: Flustered)
Zevran: You and Wynne should start a club.
(VO: Deadpan)
Last I checked, our leader was a grown man. And a very quick study. I taught him to do the most delightful thing with his tongue...
Alistair: Not listening! La la la la la!
(VO: Oh god, stop talking about that!)
(long pause) You're doing that on purpose!
(VO: Indignant)
Branch 1: Alistair does trust Zevran more than he's letting on. They are "friends" in some fashion.
Zevran: Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?
(VO: He is totally doing it on purpose.)
My point is, he is free to decide what he wants. And so long as it does not interfere with his duties as a Grey Warden, what business is it of yours what he does in his free time?
(VO: Serious)
Alistair: I... You're right, I suppose. I'm sorry.
Branch 2:
Zevran: Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?
(VO: He is totally doing it on purpose.)
Alistair: Because you're evil.
(VO: Pouting)
Zevran: That's not what he said last night.
(VO: Seductive)
Alistair. Maker's breath! I'm sorry I even brought it up.
(VO: Gives up in a huff.)
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Between this and this Zev & Keiran seem to have quite the problem with voyeurs. I don't even kink voyeurism; I just think it's funny.