What they really mean is, "After these messages from our sponsor".

The only thing they're efficient at is scarfing down my quarters.

It occurred to me, wouldn't the better question to ask be "How much do you want me to leave on?"

"What is the first name of your youngest child?"

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but isn't the answer to this question able to change over time?

The other day, I was cut off on the entrance ramp to 101 by a grey volkswagen beetle. The noteworthy detail of this volkswagen beetle was the license plate: "SKUSE ME"

... at least, according to the History Channel: "The universe is brought to you by Verizon Wireless." Actual quote.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/7/21/vacillation-street/

The scary thing is, they really do talk like that.

I usually don't do memes, but I found this one intriguing. The idea is to set your MP3 player on shuffle and use the tracks that come up to answer the following questions ( Read more... )

~has a shiny new Nintendo DS sitting on his desk~

Tomorrow will find me at the office for the 13th consecutive day. Someone, please remind me why I chose to be an engineer, because right now, I'm having trouble remembering.

(At least it takes my mind off not having a girlfriend.)