Moomins!
[click for bigger version on Tumblr - I hope it works, Photobucket hates me today]
At this point I don't think I can even pretend I'm kidding.
Praise be to this wonderful fandom, where no AU is too weird. XD (This is the Moomins, in case someone was wondering.)
In the long tradition of blaming people for my insanity, this one goes to
katikat. :D