Sebaceous!

[keitaro_keiichi]

So, the doc told me that I have a sebaceous cyst on my left nut! Apparently thats nowhere near as bad as a spermatocele, but it still requires an outpatient procedure to have it removed. So, I gots to find me some insurance so I can get my balls chopped. Oh happy day!

Comments

[poisonedblood]

Yay! Less chance you'll accidentally knock someone up. I'm proud of you!

(seriously, I hope you're gonna be okay)

[keitaro_keiichi]

Fortunately for me and all the lucky ladies out there, its not actually rooted to the *...* itself, but is just on the skin or something like that. Imagine having a gigantic pimple in an extremely inconvenient location. Its basically the same material that causes pimples too. Sebum, which is a substance of some sorta wax/fat stuff that is supposed to keep your skin and hair from drying out and cracking. Not something you could pay me a billion dollars to try and pop though! : /