this one goes out to all you john lovers

[keith_moon]

heres a hot picture of john i found a little bit back. forgive me if youve seen it..

Comments

[ravenxephyr]

FUCK OFF. DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. I'M THROWING YOUR STUFF OUT ON THE LAWN RIGHT NOW AND CHANGING THE LOCKS. THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW, MISTER.

[keith_moon]

well weve already talked about it. look, i know how it is, i know you cant help but be in love with me. i dont know why you even insist on trying to play these tricks. i know how it is. you know what we have is special. i cant believe youd even try to end what we have. i thought you cared. god i feel so disposeable right now. you really are selfish. youll probably make some comment about my penis size too, or how i cant get it up when im drunk, which is all the time so that means i cant ever get it up. i know how it is. im drunk.

[midsummer_frost]

God, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that picture of her again..

[keith_moon]

when we were making love she called out your name. i was a bit taken aback at first, but then i kind of got into the whole roleplaying thing. i hope i captured your essence well enough.....

[midsummer_frost]

Wow that's pretty disturbing. I'm flattered that you'd choose to emulate me instead of correct her, though. I'm assuming you mean that you beat the shit out of her with a leather belt, and then didn't have an orgasm, leaving you to masturbate furiously the minute she fell asleep on you?

..Ugh. I'm still having a hard time imagining Melinda having sex. I think I'm going to stop.

[keith_moon]

melinda having sex isnt the most pleasant thing to think of, no. wow i think i really need to up my standards.

[m_cowboy]

Oh my lord, Keith shagged an uggo!