keithlard, Inventing the Future

[keithlard]

I have invented a special type of crisps! It is quite good as it is slightly low calorie, and it is a tasty spicy Indian style snack which is authentick in the sense that although I am not Indian, I know an Indian man, and he would probably like it.

Now you too can make exclusive keithlard style snacks, and copy me, and imagine that you are living my celebrity lifestyle eg sitting in my flat, chomping on snacks and watching an exciting episode of Prison Break.

keithlard's Magickal Snacks

What you will need:

• Some poppadoms, either the pre-made ones or ones that come in a packet and you fry them.
  
• Seasonings eg salt, pepper and chilli powder.
  

How to make:

1. Make the poppadoms, or if they are made already, get them out of the packet. If they are not, heat up some oil in a pan and when it is smoking hot, drop each poppadom into it for a few microseconds until it is all puffed up, then shake all the oil off and put on to kitchen paper to dry.
   
2. Break them up into crisp size pieces in a big bowl.
   
3. Add seasoning eg such as salt, freshly beaten up pepper, crushed cumin and coriander seeds, extra hot chilli powder if you like it. Mix it all around well so that all the bits are coated with sizzling Indian style spices.
   
4. Get some beer that you prepared earlier by putting it in the fridge.
   
5. Watch Prison Break while drinking the beer and eating the delicious snacks.
   

The only problem with this recipe is it is a bit moreish, so why not invite some friends round and make a giant bowl of magickal snacks to share, about eight feet across. Then when you have eaten all the snacks you can climb into the bowl and roll around in the leftover spices, laughing.