Babel Fish is made of fail:

"Me myself, English has gnawed, but when it becomes translation, very is not, but because there is no either expectation of being possible, looking the work in various ones through the expedient, translation, it is glad very much that you could make the opportunity which it receives."

It occured to me the other day, when I realized I couldn't play Eternal Sonata for lack of an XBox360, that I haven't bought any new video game consoles in the last 5 years! The last thing I bought was a GameCube and that was in Christmas of 2002 when I still lived with my mother ( Read more... )

This entry is dedicated to culgan, who I'm sure would've been a great Corsair if he'd stayed in FFXI ( Read more... )

Don't worry, this isn't one of those emo-posts, I swear. ;p

Just a thought I've been having for a while... I drink a lot of black beverages, coffee, cola, etc. These drinks are all black when they enter my body, but they're certainly not black when they exit my body.

So like, where does all that black go? ((o.O))

You might not have realized, or perhaps you've forgotten due to the absolute drought of me actually producing anything for some time now, but I am, in fact, a writer/artist/performer. So it shouldn't come as a surprise then that I've given at least some thought to the subject of fame ( Read more... )

*knock on time portal door ( Read more... )

This will come in real handy if I ever need to like... restore 100HP at work or something... Seriously though, as much as I love Suntory, the makers of BOSS coffee, I don't think I'd trust imbibing whatever bizarre concoction they've bottled here and called an "energy drink".

What I really love about this ad though, is the way that the words ( Read more... )

Why is the library that I work at the coolest library EVAH?

Because we have the entire Zelda animated series (as seen on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show) on DVD.

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Maat: 0

and oh yeah, I turned 27 today. @@;

Yesterday I meant to post on LJ ( Read more... )