Senior Will
Hey guys. Thank you for everything, all the great memories over the past four years of high school, and for most of you…way back before high school. I don’t know what I would have done without all of you. You have meant, and still, mean a lot to me. We’ve had a lot of good times together, and some…well, not so good times. But we’ve made it through those times and look where we are at today! Psst… Look for your name in alphabetical order! I love each and everyone of you so so so so so so so very much!
Aaron: Drivers Ed, me training you at work, trading shifts and covering for me when I hurt myself, hugs, you being awesome and taking trays to Tuffy and Chuck.
Abdiel: Your goodies, grading senior speeches together, blanket buddies in Bend and other football games, AP English and AP US History, lip sync senior year, we’re gonna have so much fun next year at University of Portland.
Amanda Eyre: Mr. Grabby hands, AP US History, the bathroom scene, surviving German 1, me being dead in the morning, prom - dinner at subway.
Amanda Tarkington: Anatomy, Governments, our grants, mock congress, “Yo!“, slaps knee - “stop that“, all the Spanish classes we’ve ever had.
Anneliese: dead frogs, the infamous 8th grade rock, truck ride with Hurley, AP History/English, your laugh, sleepovers when we were younger, walking to school, falling on our butts while ice skating at your one birthday party, looks in AP English about Josh, kicking.
Ariel: AP classes, lip sync senior year, fun times ahead at the University of Portland, “oh hell no”.
Autumn: Picker-upper attempted theft, “oh, I hate George Bush“, those lunches under the stairs, you’re wearing purple, “look, it’s a white car“, white shirt (we still have to find that picture again!), freaky guy, pull-ups, wifey, The Dude, your future ex-husband, Joe’s HUGE card, my future husband, The Goonies, Jack Willis, Mmm Fajitas (remember that time when he talked to us), “can you hear me now?” “Venus in blue jeans“, parent teacher conferences, chamber of commerce auctions (stealing stuff, Randy and Robin, them drinking, cheesecake), you’re wearing your thingy, “he was like hey, and you were like whoah, and I was like what?”, Como no, la magica esta aqua hehehe, buttsniffer, “oh no, my bracelet - my mom’s going to kill me. Here let me help you…*turns around*”, our long walk that day and me getting lost - that one creepy construction worker, crazy like a mitochondria, and this is the bus, “do you want an apple pie with that?” Floor make me a sandwich, Iced Tee/Sex Goddess, Yawn, Manita, I forgot (that one time on the bus when you looked over and saw him driving), falling up the stairs in ninth grade, cringe cringe, the pink lady, radical, Our sex song - “do it to me”, smurf, fuag, the true demon (Josh), “how hot? Damn hot!” Hi-pot-the-moose, Anything Goes, Glencoe, My retainer in your shoe, The Blue Moon Diner, Story Book Lane, Moron McDonalds Worker, gay macho men at graduation and the New York couple, freaky hair guy, our birth control convo in espanol, slurpees in the park, sliding, our choochoo train, “she thinks my tractors sexy”, “autofahren” (the german song about driving..), no doubt, that’ll happen, fo sure, fo shizzle, calculus, online talks (thank you), you always calling me in like the second grade and not remembering, walking home in the 7th and 8th grade, thinking Jordan Del Valle was hot and then deciding he wasn’t, Mazatlan, Prom and Subway.
Becky Boles: darkroom closet molestation, photography buddies, pirate peg leg, prosthetic body, popcorn for lunch, brownies laced with frog legs, pirateness, Noel in photography, sharing the never having dated award, my bad/very unpleasant, shopping for Mary’s gift and planning out our future houses.
Brittney: Brad, bowling pin babies, Germany, bus ride to Paris, evil Cathedral stairs, almost getting killed by evil boats “we‘re going to die“, Brutus peeing on your leg, Hagg Lake picnics, getting lost after prom, purple dancing hippo commercials, the cute car, Dragostea Din Tei, our 8th grade rock, me getting stuck in prom dresses, the scary guy on the MAX (Anakin Vader), nasty otters at the zoo, Dylan, laying in the middle of the road watching the stars, sleepovers, “are they pregnant yet?” Rheinvecks…pina coladas, the smoking tables in the airport.
Edwin: Mr. President, limo ride/Christmas party, “would you like some cookies?”, Nature Boy Wants You!
Emily: I love you mommy, making bread, morning rides to school and trying to beat Jen (thanks!), Im watching you, Story Book Lane, The Blue Moon Diner, Glencoe, Mazatlan, Slurpees and the park, our choochoo train on the slide, swinging, Prom - dinner at Subway.
Heather: Minivan guys, pen-cap, pull-ups, work, making bread, your thingy, it’s green, como no, la magica esta aqua hehehe, stallion style, employee of the month, grilled cheese sandwiches, employee of the year, being filmed, the banquet, our shared love of hot paramedics/firefighters, serving, Joe, Mary Days, rides to work, singing me lullabies in the bathroom so I could pee, Doug vs. Joe, Doug having a “thing” for you or so Dawn thinks, Glencoe and everything that goes with that, Story Book Lane, The Blue Moon Diner, Slurpees and the park, sliding, you bringing me icecream when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, Mazatlan, lunches on the sloping cafeteria floor, my aunty, Chicken Fettucini Alfredo on New Years and Apple Cider, our love for Margaret, homecoming ‘03 and our maroon and gold hair and faces, Prom and Subway.
Honors American Studies: group hug, surviving the semester two project, oral histories, John Brown, Turkey Thoma.
Mrs. Johnson: lunches in your room, Im going to miss you!
Mrs. Karp/AP English: Telephone, 10 Fingers, class outside, ya little green pervert, magic fingers, surviving the AP test, having Mrs. Karp there, poetry quilt squares, freezing during the AP test.
Krista: Marshmallow, the dogs! bumper chairs, wifey # 1, The Goonies, Jack Willis, Johnny Deppness, our locker, ate two donuts, Germany, this is the handshake that never ends, conjoined twins, the dogs, Krist, Jaws, Guppy, the otters, laughing, retarded row, the Wiggles, choking on potatoes, Freaky Guy, the whore house, Dragostea Din Tei, “Sick love song“, smoke two joints, Prom - subway, me unplugging the fan, a camel with two humps and a rider between and that horrible drawing, Lewis and Clark, “no don’t“ - “donut?!” getting hit with pool balls by Sascha, all our talks about boys and such, Anatomy and governments, lunches, my retainer in Autumns shoe.
Laura: Weight Training (Christmas Workout), let’s do crunches and never doing power cleans, wifey, savvy shirts, driving past your house, yoga pictures, the Spanish movie, bloopers, my dog, Chocolat, The Muffin Man, Valentines Day Beef, flooding each others mailboxes, me lucky charms, work, training you, ants in your pants, a whole new STD crabs=ants, AP English, carpooling, your song you wrote about me that you had Usher sing “yeah!”, “stop that“, she hates us (miss Sullivan), college “lunch dates”, 10 fingers-the closet, working on Burnside, Jeff and “making out with him“, meow, kitty kitty, talking in English, the Vintage Hookers, that one night at work, flooding the kitchen but making it to the play pretty much on time, the amazing 18 minute run.
Mandy: George, skate parks, Mr. Red Pants, Mr. Effer, Vera, “I cant breathe” Bastard, well… “got lined up in the union, joined the union, the plumbers union” missing the bus and everyone clapping for us, McKinley Caricatures, Hagg Lake Picninc, being serenaded, frog racing, dreams, long talks on AIM late at night, gnarly, retarded row, I don’t take things back, aftershock, looking for prom dresses (me getting stuck), blowing kisses and that one guy at Pacific, the lady at To Kill a Mockingbird singing, locker buddies, “Burn“, dancing with hangers, bitchin‘, “oh oh here comes the waiter“, Tubahippo, you/me being Sarah Murphy, Kingdoug, killing math and history, getting stoned on the beach, “how hot? damn hot!” “You Turn Me On” “do you have a bud“, Getting a ride from Noel “Im kind of freaking out right now, Im on all these drugs” so hot! When I said I love you to Johnny and that one guy thought I was talking to him, that one creepy guy in target who followed us and winked at me, our infinity fights, being technical, you highlighting my hair.
Maria: Pigtails, nursing, econ, kick her while she’s down, “unofficial“ Viking League member, my bad/very unpleasant.
Mary: Over and Over, True, Mary - Mary, “Mr. Thoma“, awesome, the SAT‘s (sneezing guy, us laughing), slapping fights in chemistry, Smallville, Usher, shared hate of Kelly Clarkson, Friday Afternoon, breathe, hydrochloric acid, Hi-pot-the-moose, I hope it all comes out okay, David (him asking you to the dance, hehe), Pretty Eyes, that one day in chemistry, going up on the roof, “are you okay?”, cracking up, you screaming at that thing Mr. Poff lit, me falling on my butt.
Mary & Mandy: I need some help with my friction, By Jove, I need an ostrich egg, chemistry labs, Nasty Girl, Vanity Fair (curtseys/bowing and our mustachios), aww look it‘s the cute little German boy, I like his red shoes, I like his tight pants, that kid, our mix CD’s, Mr. Sophomore, too cute to be American, BUTTHEAD, underline, “hot dog“, do you have your ellipse today? Water polo coach, Chris Dargaan, happy dance, woohoo’s, the Romanian song, Mr. Cuddles, Mr. Vibrator, our rowboat, my bad/very unpleasant, cold chemistry seats and never finishing labs on time, thanks guys for always being there for me. I love you more than you will ever know.
Matt: Weight Training, your tag is sticking out and fixing it for you, my (yours) Burt’s Bees lotion, hugs, Germany, Paris, mismatched converses.
Mr. McCahon/AP US History: Krispy Kreme donuts, stack of donut boxes, marrying the cow, our video, fighting for points on tests.
Missy: Mr. Student Teacher aka Teddy Bear, surviving physics, “I cry. I cry hard. I cry harder. I dehydrate. I die”, “Im gonna get an F+!”, and drivers ed.
Mr. Poff: all of our conversations we have ever had (hot paramedics), using your blow dryer, Ben, Tricia, Albert, serenading.
Renee: Earth Club, The Hurt Foot Girl, Freaky Guy, astronomy, bumper chairs, wifey, the Spanish movie and outtakes, letters during the summer. I still need your senior picture!!
Samantha: Strawberry Waffles, Prom and the “water“ at Sharis afterwards, Advisory, I need your senior pictures still!
Stacey: Earth Clubness, The holes, the long way around, the wolves are going to eat my babies, long talks after school, I like your sternocleidomastoidus, weight training.
Mr. Thoma: Hi Mr. Thoma!!! I miss your class… and Im going to miss you.
Tricia: Wifey, Germany, weight training and our Christmas workout, sleepovers, chemistry buddies, ICQ, “hey Tricia, where‘s your toilet paper“, How High, yoga, sex on the beach, Dragostea Din Tei, helping with your dinner party, drinking at Claudia’s, Rheinvecks, Fussball and watching Phillip Lamb (hottie), psychology and Parkinsons Disease (our poster was hot), names and James saying ours were bad, Im going to be your nurse some day, “John Brown“ Strawberry brownies with whipped cream.
Aaron: Drivers Ed, me training you at work, trading shifts and covering for me when I hurt myself, hugs, you being awesome and taking trays to Tuffy and Chuck.
Abdiel: Your goodies, grading senior speeches together, blanket buddies in Bend and other football games, AP English and AP US History, lip sync senior year, we’re gonna have so much fun next year at University of Portland.
Amanda Eyre: Mr. Grabby hands, AP US History, the bathroom scene, surviving German 1, me being dead in the morning, prom - dinner at subway.
Amanda Tarkington: Anatomy, Governments, our grants, mock congress, “Yo!“, slaps knee - “stop that“, all the Spanish classes we’ve ever had.
Anneliese: dead frogs, the infamous 8th grade rock, truck ride with Hurley, AP History/English, your laugh, sleepovers when we were younger, walking to school, falling on our butts while ice skating at your one birthday party, looks in AP English about Josh, kicking.
Ariel: AP classes, lip sync senior year, fun times ahead at the University of Portland, “oh hell no”.
Autumn: Picker-upper attempted theft, “oh, I hate George Bush“, those lunches under the stairs, you’re wearing purple, “look, it’s a white car“, white shirt (we still have to find that picture again!), freaky guy, pull-ups, wifey, The Dude, your future ex-husband, Joe’s HUGE card, my future husband, The Goonies, Jack Willis, Mmm Fajitas (remember that time when he talked to us), “can you hear me now?” “Venus in blue jeans“, parent teacher conferences, chamber of commerce auctions (stealing stuff, Randy and Robin, them drinking, cheesecake), you’re wearing your thingy, “he was like hey, and you were like whoah, and I was like what?”, Como no, la magica esta aqua hehehe, buttsniffer, “oh no, my bracelet - my mom’s going to kill me. Here let me help you…*turns around*”, our long walk that day and me getting lost - that one creepy construction worker, crazy like a mitochondria, and this is the bus, “do you want an apple pie with that?” Floor make me a sandwich, Iced Tee/Sex Goddess, Yawn, Manita, I forgot (that one time on the bus when you looked over and saw him driving), falling up the stairs in ninth grade, cringe cringe, the pink lady, radical, Our sex song - “do it to me”, smurf, fuag, the true demon (Josh), “how hot? Damn hot!” Hi-pot-the-moose, Anything Goes, Glencoe, My retainer in your shoe, The Blue Moon Diner, Story Book Lane, Moron McDonalds Worker, gay macho men at graduation and the New York couple, freaky hair guy, our birth control convo in espanol, slurpees in the park, sliding, our choochoo train, “she thinks my tractors sexy”, “autofahren” (the german song about driving..), no doubt, that’ll happen, fo sure, fo shizzle, calculus, online talks (thank you), you always calling me in like the second grade and not remembering, walking home in the 7th and 8th grade, thinking Jordan Del Valle was hot and then deciding he wasn’t, Mazatlan, Prom and Subway.
Becky Boles: darkroom closet molestation, photography buddies, pirate peg leg, prosthetic body, popcorn for lunch, brownies laced with frog legs, pirateness, Noel in photography, sharing the never having dated award, my bad/very unpleasant, shopping for Mary’s gift and planning out our future houses.
Brittney: Brad, bowling pin babies, Germany, bus ride to Paris, evil Cathedral stairs, almost getting killed by evil boats “we‘re going to die“, Brutus peeing on your leg, Hagg Lake picnics, getting lost after prom, purple dancing hippo commercials, the cute car, Dragostea Din Tei, our 8th grade rock, me getting stuck in prom dresses, the scary guy on the MAX (Anakin Vader), nasty otters at the zoo, Dylan, laying in the middle of the road watching the stars, sleepovers, “are they pregnant yet?” Rheinvecks…pina coladas, the smoking tables in the airport.
Edwin: Mr. President, limo ride/Christmas party, “would you like some cookies?”, Nature Boy Wants You!
Emily: I love you mommy, making bread, morning rides to school and trying to beat Jen (thanks!), Im watching you, Story Book Lane, The Blue Moon Diner, Glencoe, Mazatlan, Slurpees and the park, our choochoo train on the slide, swinging, Prom - dinner at Subway.
Heather: Minivan guys, pen-cap, pull-ups, work, making bread, your thingy, it’s green, como no, la magica esta aqua hehehe, stallion style, employee of the month, grilled cheese sandwiches, employee of the year, being filmed, the banquet, our shared love of hot paramedics/firefighters, serving, Joe, Mary Days, rides to work, singing me lullabies in the bathroom so I could pee, Doug vs. Joe, Doug having a “thing” for you or so Dawn thinks, Glencoe and everything that goes with that, Story Book Lane, The Blue Moon Diner, Slurpees and the park, sliding, you bringing me icecream when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, Mazatlan, lunches on the sloping cafeteria floor, my aunty, Chicken Fettucini Alfredo on New Years and Apple Cider, our love for Margaret, homecoming ‘03 and our maroon and gold hair and faces, Prom and Subway.
Honors American Studies: group hug, surviving the semester two project, oral histories, John Brown, Turkey Thoma.
Mrs. Johnson: lunches in your room, Im going to miss you!
Mrs. Karp/AP English: Telephone, 10 Fingers, class outside, ya little green pervert, magic fingers, surviving the AP test, having Mrs. Karp there, poetry quilt squares, freezing during the AP test.
Krista: Marshmallow, the dogs! bumper chairs, wifey # 1, The Goonies, Jack Willis, Johnny Deppness, our locker, ate two donuts, Germany, this is the handshake that never ends, conjoined twins, the dogs, Krist, Jaws, Guppy, the otters, laughing, retarded row, the Wiggles, choking on potatoes, Freaky Guy, the whore house, Dragostea Din Tei, “Sick love song“, smoke two joints, Prom - subway, me unplugging the fan, a camel with two humps and a rider between and that horrible drawing, Lewis and Clark, “no don’t“ - “donut?!” getting hit with pool balls by Sascha, all our talks about boys and such, Anatomy and governments, lunches, my retainer in Autumns shoe.
Laura: Weight Training (Christmas Workout), let’s do crunches and never doing power cleans, wifey, savvy shirts, driving past your house, yoga pictures, the Spanish movie, bloopers, my dog, Chocolat, The Muffin Man, Valentines Day Beef, flooding each others mailboxes, me lucky charms, work, training you, ants in your pants, a whole new STD crabs=ants, AP English, carpooling, your song you wrote about me that you had Usher sing “yeah!”, “stop that“, she hates us (miss Sullivan), college “lunch dates”, 10 fingers-the closet, working on Burnside, Jeff and “making out with him“, meow, kitty kitty, talking in English, the Vintage Hookers, that one night at work, flooding the kitchen but making it to the play pretty much on time, the amazing 18 minute run.
Mandy: George, skate parks, Mr. Red Pants, Mr. Effer, Vera, “I cant breathe” Bastard, well… “got lined up in the union, joined the union, the plumbers union” missing the bus and everyone clapping for us, McKinley Caricatures, Hagg Lake Picninc, being serenaded, frog racing, dreams, long talks on AIM late at night, gnarly, retarded row, I don’t take things back, aftershock, looking for prom dresses (me getting stuck), blowing kisses and that one guy at Pacific, the lady at To Kill a Mockingbird singing, locker buddies, “Burn“, dancing with hangers, bitchin‘, “oh oh here comes the waiter“, Tubahippo, you/me being Sarah Murphy, Kingdoug, killing math and history, getting stoned on the beach, “how hot? damn hot!” “You Turn Me On” “do you have a bud“, Getting a ride from Noel “Im kind of freaking out right now, Im on all these drugs” so hot! When I said I love you to Johnny and that one guy thought I was talking to him, that one creepy guy in target who followed us and winked at me, our infinity fights, being technical, you highlighting my hair.
Maria: Pigtails, nursing, econ, kick her while she’s down, “unofficial“ Viking League member, my bad/very unpleasant.
Mary: Over and Over, True, Mary - Mary, “Mr. Thoma“, awesome, the SAT‘s (sneezing guy, us laughing), slapping fights in chemistry, Smallville, Usher, shared hate of Kelly Clarkson, Friday Afternoon, breathe, hydrochloric acid, Hi-pot-the-moose, I hope it all comes out okay, David (him asking you to the dance, hehe), Pretty Eyes, that one day in chemistry, going up on the roof, “are you okay?”, cracking up, you screaming at that thing Mr. Poff lit, me falling on my butt.
Mary & Mandy: I need some help with my friction, By Jove, I need an ostrich egg, chemistry labs, Nasty Girl, Vanity Fair (curtseys/bowing and our mustachios), aww look it‘s the cute little German boy, I like his red shoes, I like his tight pants, that kid, our mix CD’s, Mr. Sophomore, too cute to be American, BUTTHEAD, underline, “hot dog“, do you have your ellipse today? Water polo coach, Chris Dargaan, happy dance, woohoo’s, the Romanian song, Mr. Cuddles, Mr. Vibrator, our rowboat, my bad/very unpleasant, cold chemistry seats and never finishing labs on time, thanks guys for always being there for me. I love you more than you will ever know.
Matt: Weight Training, your tag is sticking out and fixing it for you, my (yours) Burt’s Bees lotion, hugs, Germany, Paris, mismatched converses.
Mr. McCahon/AP US History: Krispy Kreme donuts, stack of donut boxes, marrying the cow, our video, fighting for points on tests.
Missy: Mr. Student Teacher aka Teddy Bear, surviving physics, “I cry. I cry hard. I cry harder. I dehydrate. I die”, “Im gonna get an F+!”, and drivers ed.
Mr. Poff: all of our conversations we have ever had (hot paramedics), using your blow dryer, Ben, Tricia, Albert, serenading.
Renee: Earth Club, The Hurt Foot Girl, Freaky Guy, astronomy, bumper chairs, wifey, the Spanish movie and outtakes, letters during the summer. I still need your senior picture!!
Samantha: Strawberry Waffles, Prom and the “water“ at Sharis afterwards, Advisory, I need your senior pictures still!
Stacey: Earth Clubness, The holes, the long way around, the wolves are going to eat my babies, long talks after school, I like your sternocleidomastoidus, weight training.
Mr. Thoma: Hi Mr. Thoma!!! I miss your class… and Im going to miss you.
Tricia: Wifey, Germany, weight training and our Christmas workout, sleepovers, chemistry buddies, ICQ, “hey Tricia, where‘s your toilet paper“, How High, yoga, sex on the beach, Dragostea Din Tei, helping with your dinner party, drinking at Claudia’s, Rheinvecks, Fussball and watching Phillip Lamb (hottie), psychology and Parkinsons Disease (our poster was hot), names and James saying ours were bad, Im going to be your nurse some day, “John Brown“ Strawberry brownies with whipped cream.