CANON(ish) SHORT FIC - Dean/Cas
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Do Not Touch [Sex Dust! 8.5k words] ♥ ♥ ♥
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A Wincest Story [no actual wincest - 3k words]
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Signs and portents [After several seasons of Sam and Dean being mistaken for boyfriends, what happens when Castiel comes into the picture? 2,730 words]
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Twitterpated [what if Castiel had a twitter? 2,300 words]
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Spilt Milk [Sam tried the whole reverse psychology thing on Dean when he was seven. It didn’t end well for Sam or his stuffed elephant. 4k words]
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Personal Space Invasions [Castiel gets cursed/blasted with hug!pollen/trickstered into needing hugs ALL THE TIME or else he'll die. 1k words]
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Party Like It's 1999 [Castiel gets hit with a witch's curse and can only speak in "Brit" poetry. 5k words]
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Sam is a Genius (Everyone is Dumb) [Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what “stuff” actually means is Sam. Sometimes it’s hard being the smart one. 4,690 words]
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Apocrypha [or: How Chuck Learned to Stop Worrying and Love His Red Pen. 7,600 words]
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Dean Doesn't Listen to Eurythmics [Dean and Castiel share a bed. It starts out platonic, and then becomes something else. 1,941 words]
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A Rain of Feathers [Sex pollen Angel!Porn with a plot. No, seriously. 7800 words]
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Come Carpe Diem, Baby [Dean asks to see Cas's wings", plus "Sammy being cute and awesome" 9,300 words]
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The Dead Dean Clause [Sam drinks himself insane, Dean is drunk and belligerent, and Castiel learns how to lie. But it's still happy. Really. 4,900 words]
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Creature of Habit [Dean and Castiel lying on the hood of the Impala at night, talking. 5,500 words]
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Halosexual [Dean accidentally discovers that not only does Cas have a halo, it's a solid part of him, and he likes having it rubbed. 2,442 words]
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Five times Sam didn't catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him) [5,111 words]
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I love the bones of you [Dean has been missing for three days. 3,500 words]
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But My Sorrows, They Learned to Swim [As an angel, of course, Castiel did not dream, because he did not sleep. 1,756 words]
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Two Atheists in a Foxhole [Dean and Castiel discuss whiskey, cheeseburgers and sex, and find some humanity along the way. 8,640 words]
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Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After [Becky and Dean search for Chuck and Sam, Castiel discovers a love of milkshakes, Sam regrets being a good Samaritan, and Lucifer is still entirely too interested in Sam's body for Sam's peace of mind. 7,638 words] (so effing hilarious!)
21.
The Uncomfortable Truth About Being Prophesized [Dean realizes that Chuck is watching and he tries (and fails) to find ways around that. 5,300 words]
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Chuck 3:69 [Chuck accidentally dream-eavesdropping on Dean/Castiel sexings. 1,600 words]
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The Importance of Communication [Castiel can't get in touch with Dean, and can't get in touch with Chuck to get in touch with Dean, so he goes to the next best source: Becky. And somewhere in there Chuck publishes more books. 2,500 words]
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More of the Same [Dean has been staying with Lisa and Ben for two months, and he still insists on sleeping on the couch. 8,800 words]
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Don't Do Me (Any Favors) [Gabriel owes Dean. Dean wants him to fuck off. Sam is confused. 4,500 words]
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The Road Away From Here [Sam goes to hell. Cas goes to heaven. Dean gets drunk, plays at domesticity, fails to sleep with Lisa, and continues to be far too involved with his car. 2,830 words]
27.
Destiel [In which Sam is an Uncle and everyone has gone mad. 868 words] (LOL, her brain! read everything by this author)
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What Is And Never Was ["A man lived and died in this skin, he gave it to you to use to save the world. I think you're the one that should have a little respect." 8,800 words]
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Hindsight ["Can you feel this?" he asks again, and the way he asks the question makes something shock Castiel down to his core, making him feel separate from this borrowed vessel. 2,700 words]
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Only Way Out Is Through [Dean is an "actions speak louder than words" guy, especially when it comes to expressing a word that rhymes with "glove." It works out pretty well right up until the Apocalypse. 9,800 words]
31.
Say Uncle [Dean decides that Cas needs to learn how to defend himself. 8k words]
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Doghouse Roses [And it just says everything that, in order to act instead of speaking, Dean doesn’t just buy Cas a drink but buys him fake roses that aren’t even worth a dollar. 5,600 words]
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Public Enemy #1 ["Listen," Sam says patiently. "If someone has to rule Hell, shouldn't it at least be someone we like?" 6,300 words]
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A World Without Angels [As Castiel Falls, he contemplates what the world would be like without angels. 3,604 words]
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Set Yourself on Fire [Dean dreams of what he’s left behind. 2,300 words]
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A Yellow Wood [In which two roads converge. 4k words]
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Clue Feathers [Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings. 1,675 words]
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Two Kinds Of Light [Futurefic. Dean discovers that there’s light...and then there’s light. 4,800 words]
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Paradise Forgotten, by Carver Edlund [Sequel to Lucifer Rising: Castiel's life is intact, but Dean's memories are not. 8,400 words]
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Learning Curve [Cas has nice lips. They're soft looking. Plush even. Dean can do this. 1,150 words]
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Through Dooms of Love [Claire Novak catches a glimpse of the man who used to be her father. 3,200 words]
42.
Things Dean Winchester Loves [Castiel makes a list, Sam gives good advice, and Dean takes a while to catch on. 3,622 words]
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Glimmer Shimmer [Castiel has the embarrassing experience of his wings molting. Sam eventually gets a clue. 2,300 words]
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With Intent [Jimmy Novak wasn't blind. 2,218 words]
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She Taught Every Angel To Rearrange The Sky [Ellen Harvelle's bar gets some angelic visitors, mostly because the angelic visitors need some help dealing with non-angelic people. And advice for hitting on Dean. 5,400 words]
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The Assumption of the Winchesters (Plus Bobby) [In which the Winchesters (plus Bobby) ascend into Heaven, Michael the archangel is Chad Michael Murray, John Winchester is BFFs with God, Sam does jello shots with Moses and Noah, Jesus beats Dean in poker, and God wants to know what the hell it is with the Winchesters and space bandits. 9,400 words]
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post-it notes from the end of the world [Castiel learns to be human, with the help of the open road. 6,400 words]
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Restore From Saved Draft [Becky ends up babysitting a fallen angel with a broken arm. (Becky/Chuck) 4,300 words]
49.
This Is a Love Song (In My Own Way) [Loosely connected End!verse series featuring the evolution of Dean and Castiel's relationship. 6k words]
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In God's Country [Dean has a lucky streak a mile wide. Set during Stanford era and pre-series, with bits of other seasons. 5,600 words]
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Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes [Dean feels empty. Cas has some left over cravings he's been keeping quiet about. 6,238 words]
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Car Maintenance 101 [Engine porn, guys, engine porn. 2,518 words]
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Life's Coming Attractions [Castiel's humanity offers him a vibrant imagination, and it keeps catching Dean by surprise. (Or, four ways they could have fallen in love, and one way they did.) 4,600 words] ♥
54.
The Vessel [When his vessel goes missing, Castiel turns to Dean for help. 7,500 words]
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The Infinitely Precious [Cas has questions. Dean learns something about how Cas sees the world. 1,800 words]
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Vox [The front seats of the Impala aren't perfect for this... 1,522 words]
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The Revelatory Powers of Pie [The first time Sam sees Dean and Cas interacting after the post-Lucifer-freeing fight in Bobby's hospital room is in a little diner in Idaho, and their dynamic is... not what he was expecting. Really not what he was expecting. 5,102 words]
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To Bring the Balance Back [In which there are a load of very insistent ravens who will not explain themselves; Sam despairs at the fact that zombie apocalypses (apocalypsoi?) are somehow normal for Winchesters; and Dean and Cas scar him for life and then fail to provide brain bleach. Jerks. 4,285 words]
59.
This Story Needs More Power Ballads [In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for. 3k words]
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Over the Hills and Far Away [The righteous man is missing something, but he can't put his finger on it. Time for a road trip. 5,746 words]
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Jars of Earth [Set in 2013. Castiel’s behaviour is increasingly bizarre and Dean can’t decide which one of them is failing to grasp reality. 3,120 words]
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Lost Highway [Follows 6.08. For kissbingo to the prompt 'greetings: hello'. 4,300 words]
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A Gift for the Fallen [Castiel is stuck between a rock and a hard place, Dean is his Achilles’ heel, and both attempt to repair their relationship with cheeseburgers, alcohol, and other earthly pleasures. 7,353 words]
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the hand that sews time [Dean and Cas, and everything they know how to give each other. Takes place somewhere after 6.07 - 2,190 words]
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Plainclothes Men [Bobby POV. Those in the background have their secrets, too. 8,918 words]
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Mortal Engines [Castiel’s on fire; Dean knows how to cool him down. 5,500 words] (More engine porn!)
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Twist [In his exceedingly long existence, the angel Zachariah has not often been surprised. 4,500 words + Sequel:
Spinoff 1,900 words]
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Untranslatable [Castiel getting used to a physical body. 2,200 words]
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Move Along Home [The world doesn't end, but something's still missing. 1,400 words]
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Ornithologiae [Dean/Cas, Sam. H/C-ish fluff. The Archangel Castiel gets a wing trapped in a door. 5,557 words]
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Nightswimming [Of the effects of moonlight, of swimming and tuna pizzas, of endangered cellphones and really unfortunate phone calls. 7,270 words]
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Some Whispers Around the Trees [The road was there, and the only way they knew was forward. (5x16 episode tag.) 3,754 words]
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The Rules of Heaven [Uriel's always had some behavioral problems. And it turns out even Angels of the Lord® have to write lines. 2,300 words]
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In Matters of The Cloth [Dean Smith sustains himself on secrets. He doesn't know how to feel about his suspicion that Mr Adler's secretary sees right through him.(Dean in satin panties! AU of the AU, so not sure where this goes...) 2,237 words]
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Only So Far Punished [Dean asks Castiel for a favor and ends up getting more than he expected. (5.04 'verse) 6k words]
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Dry Clean Only [Dean and Castiel have sex. Hot and angsty! 6,200 words]
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Always Fixing Me [The first time they had sex, the first time they fucked, and the first time they made love. 5,525 words]
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More Than the Flames of Me [Castiel has a purpose here, a mission. But there are things Castiel wants. 2,200 words]
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There's a Design ["I need you to be all right," Castiel said, because angels did not lie, even if they disguised themselves, even if they left out the vast majority of the truth. 7,616 words]
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Beer Good [Written for the prompt, happy drunks. Dean decides to find out what happens when you get an angel drunk. 1,800 words]
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Unprecedented [For whatever reason, for 24 hours Castiel must do whatever Dean says. Dean's pretty sure this isn't the first time he's had to mention how much he hates witches. 2,500 words]
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Negotiating with Terrorists (and Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures) [Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success. 3,850 words]
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Mingle the Red Ochre [Pre-Dean/Cas, Sam. Humour. Set somewhere after 5x13, which is about when I started writing this. An angel and a goddess walk into a bar. 8,870 words]
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Interlude For The Troops [Coda to 6x18, 'Frontierland', some exploration of Castiel's hurt, with a little Dean-comfort. 4,500 words]
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Truth and Consequences [A series of snapshots of Castiel's attempts to understand Dean Winchester, and vice versa. 5,223 words]
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Root [When Castiel lands comotose in Bobby's living room, Sam and Dean take dreamroot to wake him up. 5,995 words] (Great Sam POV!)
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Soldiers of the Dust [Sometimes in the dark they touch. 5,700 words]
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Beyond the Edge and Falling [Cas is feeling dejected about his increasing humanity. Dean shows him some of the benefits. 8,900 words]
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The List [Castiel knows things are changing for him and he can't stop it, so he composes a List. 6,500 words]
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Profane [Castiel enjoys taking Dean apart. (Porny porn. With some porn added in.) 1,824 words]
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Date Night [Dean takes Cas out on the worst first date ever, and Cas sets out to seduce Dean with hilarious results. 5k words]
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Texts From Last Night: A Ridiculous SPN Text Comedy [In retrospect, Sam shouldn't have turned off his phone. 1,847 words] LOL ♥Sam♥
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Stupid People [Some people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And then there are people like Dean... 7k words]
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White Blank Page [In which Chuck dithers, Cas exceeds expectations, Dean’s not talking about it and Sam is just trying not to think about it. 2,800 words] ♥Chuck♥
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Oath [5x03. It’s not that Castiel particularly wants to have sex. 2,500 words]
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(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave [Hot naked Dean/Cas sex on the porch! 2,544 words]
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...And Into The Fire [Dean and Castiel may not have been getting along all that well as of late, but when the fighting in Heaven goes bad and Cas asks for help Dean can't say no. 6,165 words]
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While We Were Hunting Rabbits [Sometimes all you need is to figure things out for yourself. (Dean and Cas trying to figure each other out while dealing with the fallout of Sam getting his soul back.) 9,907 words] MATT GOOD TITLE? ♥
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A Forged Form (A Mirrored Image) [The dreams were becoming a nuisance. Every night Castiel would drift off to sleep, and every night, a handful of hours later, he’d wake up. Either to the sound of his own body hitting the floor, or the unceremonious yelp from Dean that came after Cas accidentally elbowed him somewhere that ought not to be elbowed. 5,690 words]
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To The Sea [Fighting a losing battle against the Croatoan virus, Sam, Dean and Cas take a break at the seaside. 3,439 words] ♥ ♥ ♥
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Blind Men And Elephants [“Stop taking your frustrations out on me,” Sam snaps a good five days and nine hundred miles later. “It’s not my fault Cas doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass anymore.” 2,204 words] LOL SAM!
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A Dream of Flight [Cas starts visiting Dean in his dreams with astonishing regularity. 7,300 words]
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the Clint Eastwood effect [Wherein Castiel falls and Dean realizes that he had a lot of things wrong, and sets on putting a remedy to it. Also, wherein Dean introduces Castiel to the wonders of Clint Eastwood's filmography and wherein Castiel's second time as a human is way less miserable than the first was. 9,300 words] ♥ ♥ ♥
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but we keep knitting together (strangely, inevitably) [Set late S5 with a decent amount of handwaving. Dean ends up in another universe where Bobby, Sam, and Cas have finally met the monster they can’t stop and things between Dean and Cas turned out differently. But maybe only a little. 8,100 words]
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Even Storm Clouds Tire of Rain [Dean’s barely functioning after the loss of Sam, but Castiel starts visiting in his dreams to bring Dean back to somewhere close to okay. It takes fighting, endless drives, and ice cream, but they get there. 9,462 words]
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I Wanna be Famous [AU Post 5.22: The world finds out about the supernatural and Dean, Cas, and Sam end up as celebrities. They hate it. 3,800 words]
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In The Presence Of Another World [It was only when Dean and Cas arrived to Sam's house for the long weekend that anything began to seem out of place. 8,700 words]
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In the Kingdom of the Sons [In dreams they are still holy, they are still wanted. 2,400 words]
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Back Seats Are For Angels Only [Cas leaves with Sam & Dean at the end of 5.08 and has himself an existential crisis. 2k words]
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Luke 11:9 [So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Castiel asks. Dean gives. 4k words]
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Shall Make You Free [Cas is hit with a curse to make him say everything he is thinking. 3,626 words]
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Pop Culture for a Thousand, Alex. [Dean says, after a particularly nasty salt and burn, that they should get out of town before the cops show up, and Castiel tells him to leave the gun but take the cannoli. 1k words]
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Dog Shit, Traps, Trouble and Other Inconvenient Things to Fall Into [There's an argument in here somewhere for Castiel's skill of inconvenient timing. 2,132 words]
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Palimpsest [Dean no longer has the scars that showed the history of his life. Castiel decides to give them back to him for one night. Not bloodplay, um, inkplay? 5,200 words]
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Sky in a Room [The boys are stuck at Bobby’s when a hunt goes sideways, leaving Dean, Sam and Cas cursed and unable stray more than five feet from each other. Dean and Cas were already at each other’s throats with all the UST before anything happened, but now, Sam is starting to wonder if he ever really got out of hell. 5,898 words]
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Corners of the World [Two times Dean and Castiel think that Sam is clueless and one time they realize he's not so oblivious after all. 855 words]
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Speakin' Out [Cas gets hit with a Little Mermaid curse. 6k words]
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Lessons from the Doctor [After watching Dr. Sexy, Castiel begins to think that something is missing in his relationship with Dean. He sets out to correct it. 8k words]
119.
Catching a Clue [Five Times Dean and Cas Are Mistaken For a Couple and One Time It's Not a Mistake. 5,160 words]
120.
Five Things Castiel Learns About the Human Body From Dean Winchester [Schmoopy porn, beautiful imagery. 1,890 words]
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Accidentally in Love [What’s the secret of the spooky old mansion that makes people fall in love? Set in an AR. After the Apocalypse Castiel fell and became human; now he’s hunting with the boys. 9,589 words]
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Blueberry, Rhubarb and Apple [There is a distinct possiblity that Castiel might just be rhubarb. 4,700 words]
123.
A Beginning in an End [Cas sends Dean somewhere safe. 5k words] WONKY TIME-TRAVEL ♥
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A Gift, Though Small [Established relationship, Dean realises Castiel likes reading and starts giving him his favourite books to read. Sort of a 5 times fic. 2k words]
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Hang ["You'll get the hang of it." This takes place in a semi-alternate timeline in which, at the end of season five, Cas never exploded, but instead is still all sad and human. 7,600 words]
126.
In Touch [Castiel doesn't understand why Dean's upset, but he's trying. Angst, drunk!Dean, porn, and text messages - not necessarily in that order. 3,600 words]
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Today's Episode Is Sponsored By The Letter Get The Freaking Salt [Sam, Dean and Castiel turn into muppets. 3,741 words] SO MUCH LULZ
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Unguarded [It’s the future. Cas needs a shave. Dean just needs. 3,500 words]
129.
The Personal Touch ["Dean works hard, okay?" In which Dean mistakes Castiel for the hooker he ordered. 2,800 words]
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The Cold of Flesh and Stone ["Maybe I'm sick of spending Christmas elbow deep inside something's intestines, or standing in a grave somewhere in the freezing cold waiting for bones to burn." 9,500 words]
131.
Quality Time [Castiel visits Dean. Short, sweet moment between them at Bobby's house. 1100 words] &
Seventeen Kisses And Counting [Cas seduces Dean with logic. 4,600 words]
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Some Boys are Sleeping Alone [This isn't something that's okay, not for him, but it chases him through the years until it turns into something he can't -- doesn't want to deny. Dean coming to terms with his bisexuality as he grows up. 4,251 words] ♥ ♥ ♥
133.
Castiel’s Guide to Wooing a Winchester [Castiel had never doubted that he was meant for Dean. Getting Dean to see it proved another matter entirely. 2,600 words]
134.
I Walk Through Your Dreams [Castiel dreamwalks through Dean's head. S5-centric. 2,430 words]
135.
Two Points Make a Circle +
Eternity in a Hot Tub +
Delivering Sandwiches [How Sam Winchester Learned Things a Brother Shouldn't Know 8k words]
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As You Wish [Two strangers hook up in a bar for the first time. Two strangers hook up in a bar for the first time... again - established relationship roleplay. 5,700 words]
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Hold My Life [Castiel surrenders his grace when he returns the souls to Purgatory. And though the Winchesters try to coach him through the early days of his humanity, things don’t work out quite the way anyone intended. 8,378 words]
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Forks In The Road [Castiel dreamnaps Dean, telling Dean he needs his help to find a weapon of prophecy powerful enough to turn the tide of the war. Sometimes prophecies are funny things. 8,126 words]
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Stoned [As witness interviews go, it's not the weirdest one Dean's ever done. (Dean and Cas eat some pot brownies by accident.) 1,579 words]
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Sponsored by the Virginia Lottery [The world doesn't end, but Castiel's does, and it's up to Dean and Sam to help get him used to theirs. There's a lot of humanity to be found at a fair, but Dean has his doubts. 6,329 words]
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Between the Smoke and Sunlight [There's not really enough room in the front seat for all of them, but they fit Cas in the middle anyway. 3k words]
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Like a Road through Mountains [Small town problems. (A/N: Written before The Song Remains the Same, so three cheers for Cas/Sam friendship! \^o^/) Sam stands up to bigots. 1,500 words]
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The Whole Truth [Dean hates witches, and the feeling is generally mutual. This one had a particularly devious sense of humor, though. 5,566 words]
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Out of Light, Out of Air [Dean has wondered for years when he would finally end up in a gay bar. He never expected the answer to be 1,944. (Dean/OMC with very strong Dean/Castiel undertones)]
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By a Thread [On Sundays, Dean does laundry. 3,692 words]
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light keeps passing through [Set after the events of 'My Bloody Valentine'. "It's not so impossible." 2,200 words]
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Five Lessons Dean Tries Teaching Castiel for Winchester Family Bonding (And One Castiel Figures out on His Own) [In a world where John Winchester is the righteous man, Dean Winchester still gets the angel. 1,765 words]
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Bright Elusive Thing [Castiel's brother sent him to a dark place, one that left him wounded. He almost doesn't notice, but Dean's eyes are a little sharper. 9k words] ♥
149.
The Shape of Flight [Maybe there's something better down this road than all the roads before it. 2,142 words]
150.
The Angelic Guide to Dream Interpretation [Dean is having some very strange dreams. Warnings for marriage, mpreg, knifeplay and a dragon. 4,800 words] HILARIOUS! ♥
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from the brightest constellation [Castiel closes his eyes and remembers that moment, the way his wings feel when they’re ready to fly, because he knows what will happen after this. Even though it will be worth it, he wants to remember. 8,300 words]
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Like a Thrift Store Jacket, Still Good But Used [Dean is a natural bottom, loves to take it up the ass like no one's business. Problem is, he's hung like a horse, or at least big enough he pings every guy's secret size kink. So, Dean ends up topping even though that's not what he wants. Enter Castiel. 6k words]
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Find Me, Find Me [Dean takes a vacation unintentionally. 5,430 words]
154. When You're a Stranger:
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FIVE [After the convention, Barnes and Damien get themselves into trouble and end up learning more about hunting than they ever wanted to know. 9,400 words] Light on the D/C, but awesome all the same.
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To Be a Rock [Afterward, the world moves on, scars heal, and Sam and Dean do what they do. A month after the world doesn't end, Sam meets a girl in a bar in South Dakota. 3k words]
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Dinosaurs, Octopi, and Other Things With Feathers [They’d only been doing... this, whatever this was, for a couple of months, ever since the return trip from Purgatory. 4,900 words]
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Everyone Is Trying to Get to the Bar [Dean still has enemies in Heaven. True!form Castiel to the rescue! 8,400 words]
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Lost in Translation [Castiel teaches Dean Enochian. Dean teaches Castiel about American culture. Neither goes smoothly. 2,100 words]
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Just After, But Before [Just after Purgatory, and before whatever's next, Dean has a broken angel to put back together. 8,700 words] Beautiful, tender, hot ♥
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