Hmm...right...

[keladeekadys]

...so when your tin opener decides to fall apart in your hands and doesn't go back together *quite* right...

...anyone got any ideas on how to get into the tins now!

Comments

[compressedchaos]

have you got a pen knife?
otherwise a screwdriver and a hammer

[keladeekadys]

Hmm...I don't think I have an unrusty screwdriver...

Maybe the vice would work...though may be messy.

[i_just_hide]

You need a Swiss Army type knife with a tin opener attachment. I have one. I have no idea how to operate it but I would certainly have a go if desperation stikes.

Alternatively, buy two tin openers next time. They only cost a couple of quid and it could save on future anxiety.

[keladeekadys]

I have a swiss army knife...but I can't get the tin opener attachment to puncture the tin :(

[i_just_hide]

I must say that I'm a bit dissapointed to hear that you were defeated by the can opener attachment. I have no idea how to work it but I thought someone more practically minded like yourself would be able to figure it out. I conclude that it is a completely pointless object and not even worth having!

[keladeekadys]

Well, I know the theory of how they are supposed to work...it was just the practical application that let me down :(

[theeighth]

SWORD IT!

[keladeekadys]

Tempting as that is...I don't want to get spaghetti hoops on any of my swords! Fake tomato juice is a swine to get out, worse than blood!