Comments | kelaina: I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights...

kelaina

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights...

Sep 13, 2006 13:50

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death2sanity September 13 2006, 17:55:30 UTC

NO JOKING ABOUT PULLING OUT INTESTINES.

kelaina September 13 2006, 18:01:15 UTC

*raises eyebrows* Scrub, love.

Who said I was joking?

death2sanity September 14 2006, 12:46:30 UTC

Regardless, as one who knows firsthand the joys of intestine removal...

coreyoreo September 13 2006, 18:48:05 UTC

*raises hand* I'll cut the hair!

How about a Colombian necktie? (Slit his throat and pull the tongue through so it hangs down like a tie.)

kelaina September 13 2006, 21:25:49 UTC

No, you shall not cut my hair. Sorry. I'm afraid of what you'd do to it.

I do like the Colombian necktie though. Right up there with the nailing down the fingers and prying the nails off (Aztec).

tacincala September 13 2006, 19:08:18 UTC

I need a hair cut too, though I don't know how short mine is going.

Hmm . . . how about medium grain sandpaper to the skin? I know that wouldn't kill them, but it's a good way to torture BEFORE you kill them :)

kelaina September 13 2006, 21:26:18 UTC

I do like that torture idea. And yay for a haircut!

dwarvennomlet September 13 2006, 19:37:04 UTC

slit them open, fill their cavity with a sweet item and immoblize him near an insect haven. i think that would work.

kelaina September 13 2006, 21:26:32 UTC

That too. I should just do all of the above.