IT SMELLS LIKE HOT SEX IN HERE

[kelcfredrun]

My sister's wedding is now in 10 days.
This worries me.
I remember playing Barbie's with her and telling her she sucked because she wouldn't share her god damn candy with me.
That Bitch.

On another note, I am hungry.
My stomach is growling.

Pokey shits all over my mom's house. she gets pissed.
Better to be shit in your house then be shit upon. Or

Comments

[crowder]

"better to be piss'd off than piss'd on"

gosh,
can you remember my sayings.