happy mother fucking birthday
you are the bestest person in the world
and now you are old
20
wow
shit
ttyl dude
have a good bday
dont get too fucked up
it is a school night
lol
oh who am I kidding
get fucked up
you deserve it
:-D

~Dimoff

Your Birthdate: October 16
( Read more... )

It's so weird to see the years go by... even though being 20 isn't that much of a difference than any other year. It is nice to know that we are no longer of the teenage population but yet stuck in the middle of adult hood too.

Maroon 5 Shares Your Taste in Music
( Read more... )

Wow! I kinda forgot about this all summer so I thought I would update. I'm at UWM for all you who didn't know I transferred. I have a house off-campus, one block south on Maryland. It's nice but let's just say the roommate thing is hard to adjust to. I just can't take the place being a pigsty, one roommate in particular eating my food, and being ( Read more... )

I got my friend back today and it does feel good. After going so long without talking to people that you were so close with, it feels a lil dull and weird. I'm glad both parties are happy.

Speaking of parties- God do I hate being sick!

"i happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! i love maple syrup. i love maple syrup on pancakes. i love it on pizza. and i take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when i've had a rough week. what do you think holds it up, slick ( Read more... )

everytime i feel alone
i can blame it on you
and i do you got me like a loaded gun ( Read more... )

I never find time to update this thing... but I have a few things on my mind so I'm running with it ( Read more... )

Mark Twain said a great thing when he said, "I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not."

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive ( Read more... )