"Slippery Melons" I would like to see the cover art for that one. ;-)
"Art School Dropouts" How the hell do you manage to drop out of ART school? Become too jaded and cynical.
"Pork Pistol" Not making this up: I got this one in a spam mail subject link one time. As you can probably guess, it was an offer to make it bigger.
Anyway, lots of amusing ones here, but none that beat the almighty "Yakety Sax Auswich" yet. (Though there's the potential for a huge, ol' can of worms in the "Papal Blowjob" name, but in that case, I do NOT want to see the cover art.)
Besides, everybody knows the best ones are Smokestacks to Mars, Persecuted in 10, Sexually Transmitted Future, Stars of Iron, The English Mirrors, Sawdust Caesars, and The Reclusive Barons.
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I would like to see the cover art for that one. ;-)
"Art School Dropouts"
How the hell do you manage to drop out of ART school? Become too jaded and cynical.
"Pork Pistol"
Not making this up: I got this one in a spam mail subject link one time. As you can probably guess, it was an offer to make it bigger.
Anyway, lots of amusing ones here, but none that beat the almighty "Yakety Sax Auswich" yet. (Though there's the potential for a huge, ol' can of worms in the "Papal Blowjob" name, but in that case, I do NOT want to see the cover art.)
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