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[kelevance]

In case anyone was wondering, and no, I do not blame you if you weren't, but I'm alive.

Back from Kansas City, if you can call traveling between Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO life.

I need to clean my apartment, it's a shithole.
I need to go to the grocery store, I have nothing to eat.
I need to assemble my desk, I'm lazy.

Comments

[misssolaria]

I missed you! You still haven't assembled that desk? Tsk, that's bordering on very lazy :P Buy some fruit snacks at the grocery store, you won't regret it.

[kelevance]

You're probably not going to believe this, but I'm actually typing this comment from my freshly assembled desk!

Good God it was a bitch to put together, too. Then again that's what happens when you're like me and you can never remember which way to screw a screw or what exactly a bolt does, and why there was a tiny wrench included.

Now that this is put together I can never move.

Re: Fruit Snacks. I just polished off my last bag of delicious 100 calorie fruit snacks. You know, those boxes in the cracker aisle? They also make 100 calorie bags of Cheese Nips, Oreos, berry fruit snacks (the best), Chips Ahoy, and Wheat Thins.

[misssolaria]

I want some fruit snacks! I brought some, but it's much too early in the night to snack.

Woowoo, the desk! You sound like me, I can't assemble anything. You're going to be one of those fathers who bought their kid a bike and on Christmas Eve are muttering and swearing as you try to assemble it :P