I'm attempting to finish my college applications, but I doubt I will accomplish much of anything tonight. See how I am enhancing my procrastination skills. Yes, I know - hey are superior ( Read more... )

Alright Sasha, here is the deal. I don't care how cute or adorable you think that P-chan name is, but I do not want to be called that. Even if I did take it in a negative connotation, that is no longer of any relevance. Now, it's just downright insulting, calling me something that I have told you time and time again not to call me. In that respect ( Read more... )

Alrighty, what is with these e-mails with you people jacking on my ham? I'll like my crack, even if it's bad for me. I know crack is naughty, both connotations. I've tried not liking the crack, but it's too good! Can't help myself. So you people can SHOVE IT ( Read more... )

Yes, tomorrow I go to court for the accident. Yes, that right bitches, Kelly was in an accident and the sad part is, I wasn't even speeding. How does that work? People are always complaining about how I drive too slow (maybe you bitches are driving too damn fast, did you ever think about that!?) and yet I'm the one who gets in an accident. Karma is ( Read more... )

YAY! The Ken fixed Kelly's journal. It was so ugly before, but now behold the goodness. I am very happy; I now have my very own online journal just like the rest of you mofos. I need to read up on this webpage formatting so I can make the page look even better than everyone else's journals. Muhahahahaha! Oh yeah, got a journal, it's sexy, uh huh...