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Around the corner I have a friend ( Read more... )

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods ( Read more... )

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It is rumored that we are going to hit close to a $1.42 a Litre by the winter. Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Someone offered this good idea ( Read more... )

Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at
it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying ( Read more... )

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ( Read more... )