i am at work (as usual). i have a new cell # 226-7036. yes ma'am ( Read more... )

kelli. says:

some old hateful woman is freaking out because i don't have an iron to loan her tonight.

Thomas says:
hang em in the bathroom and run the shower on hot

Thomas says:
steam the wrinkles out

Thomas says:
tell her to stick her old ass in there too, maybe it will remove some of those wrinkles also

oh wow.... that made me go <3

kelli.---at work. says:
we need to hang out with brandie.
Travis says: 
brandie is too horny
kelli.---at work. says:
hahaha.
Travis says:
i'm genuinely fearful for my body's well being when i'm around her

Travis says:

my nipples are getting hard and if i wanted i could pick some locks with it right now but i'd rather not

yet another reason why tom whitaker is my favorite teacher ever ( Read more... )

i have had this really crappy schedule lately. 
i get up at 6am, take a shower, leave at 7, have classes from 8-3, work from 3-11, don't make it home until 12.

and yet this certain individual (who can't keep a job) talked like i wasn't doing anything.

irony?

taken out of context...

kelli_ward2001: i'm gonna get me some of that 12 inches that they pack
justin mckinney: hahahahaha
justin mckinney: i know i sure as fuck would

the baby and i have the strangest discussions.

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anyone want to go to the battle of the bands at the expo center tomorrow?

i need someone to drag along.

I guess it's a fact that Hillary Duff can't sing well.


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