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[kelleecarcheck]

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" [don't forget the quotes]. Then list the funniest 5 results.

Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage
kelly needs a 12 year old to pee on
Kelly needs to get off her ass and see Dr. Moon
Kelly needs to get back in the closet
KELLY NEEDS A HOME

Comments

[jordoe23]

I'll marry you madam.

[kelleecarcheck]

thank you jordan =)

[whip_ed]

hehe, you need a 12 year old to pee on. That has to be the funnest one. Or possibly the one about you being a lesbian.

[kelleecarcheck]

i definately think the 12 year old to pee on is the best! i mean, they read my mind. I really do need a twelve year old to pee on. Know where i can find one?