Comments | kellelely: A real update!

kellelely

A real update!

Mar 06, 2006 23:40

I should really be updating more, since I've been in that very happy situation of getting paid yet having nothing to do. But that little vacation is up on Thursday, when I start my new job. It'll be exciting, though ( Read more... )

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juani March 7 2006, 21:59:15 UTC

Wait...why can't you drive yet?

another_timmy March 7 2006, 23:52:53 UTC

yes, that's a good question. are you broken??

Fugitive bartoneus March 8 2006, 12:20:37 UTC

The gov'mint finally caught on to her amazing ruse. She "gave away" her car, only to form a 30-strong gang of mexican wrestlers that would take turns driving it around, double-parking, robbing banks, and molesting innocent puppies. The "Hombres Grotesqos" as she called them, became the terrors of Baltimore before she eventually put them all to death and set them adrift in the Baltimore harbor.

Too bad they found her car, and are thus quickly deciphering her cruel plot.

This explains why she can't drive, somehow...

Re: Fugitive kellelely March 10 2006, 01:40:13 UTC

Nice guesses, you all! Danny is closest... and yet so far. I had surgery. Boob surgery! Yep, I finally got those implants I've been lusting after, and I'm a quadruple G cup!

HAHA, just kidding. That would be really screwed up. Actually, I got breast reduction, so I've been high on painkillers for the past week and a half, but it's been totally worth it. Mmmmm... drugs.

Viva los Hombres Grotesqos!