Bunny Love
Author: KellethMetheus
Spoilers: none
Category: Het, Humor
Summary: Daniel's searching for something that he's sure Vala stole.
Disclaimer: Not mine and I'll put them back when the Muse runs out, maybe.
Warnings: none
Beta: Thanks to Spacegypsy1 for doing this one quickly.
Challenge:StargateDrabbles #112: B is for....Bunny
There was a crash and a thunk and I bolted up right in bed. Pushing the sleep mask off my face, I look around the mostly dark room. My eyes find a dark shadow standing over my bed but from the stance I know just who it is.
"Daniel, darling," I purr. "Why the late night visit?"
The lamp beside my bed flips on and I am blinded momentarily as he speaks, "You were in my office, weren't you?"
It's late and my brain isn't working very well and I stumble to answer, "I, ah, was earlier today. I was looking for a pen. I was behind on my paperwork and you always have pens, lots of them."
He begins to pace. "You took it didn't you. When I left it was sitting on my desk and now it's gone. Vala, it was important to me and I can't get another one. Why did you take it?"
By now I'm thoroughly confused. "Daniel, I haven't touched any of your artifacts. If something like that is missing it wasn't me, I can assure you."
Mid step he stopped and looked back at me. "Artifact, no that's not what's missing. It was my chocolate bunny. It was the last one at Walmart yesterday and you ate it."
My eyes go wide. "Oh, that big hunk of chocolate that was on your desk. It was supposed to be a bunny? Well I'll tell you Daniel it tasted good and I was so hungry. Do you want what's left?"
I held out the small piece of what I realize now is the ears. Frowning he grabbed the chunk and stalked out of the room stumbling over the chaos on my floor once more before he made it to the door.
"Daniel?" I call and he turns back toward me. "Would you like mine? Sam gave it to me and said Happy Easter. I'm not sure what that means but here you can have mine." I ask holding out the other chocolate bunny.
A smile broke out on his face and he crossed the room. Sitting down on the bed he broke his piece in half. "How about we share it and I'll explain just what Easter means."
I smile and try to look enticing as Daniel launches into a explanation of fertility rites and I just wonder what he'll look like coated in chocolate.
Spoilers: none
Category: Het, Humor
Summary: Daniel's searching for something that he's sure Vala stole.
Disclaimer: Not mine and I'll put them back when the Muse runs out, maybe.
Warnings: none
Beta: Thanks to Spacegypsy1 for doing this one quickly.
Challenge:StargateDrabbles #112: B is for....Bunny
There was a crash and a thunk and I bolted up right in bed. Pushing the sleep mask off my face, I look around the mostly dark room. My eyes find a dark shadow standing over my bed but from the stance I know just who it is.
"Daniel, darling," I purr. "Why the late night visit?"
The lamp beside my bed flips on and I am blinded momentarily as he speaks, "You were in my office, weren't you?"
It's late and my brain isn't working very well and I stumble to answer, "I, ah, was earlier today. I was looking for a pen. I was behind on my paperwork and you always have pens, lots of them."
He begins to pace. "You took it didn't you. When I left it was sitting on my desk and now it's gone. Vala, it was important to me and I can't get another one. Why did you take it?"
By now I'm thoroughly confused. "Daniel, I haven't touched any of your artifacts. If something like that is missing it wasn't me, I can assure you."
Mid step he stopped and looked back at me. "Artifact, no that's not what's missing. It was my chocolate bunny. It was the last one at Walmart yesterday and you ate it."
My eyes go wide. "Oh, that big hunk of chocolate that was on your desk. It was supposed to be a bunny? Well I'll tell you Daniel it tasted good and I was so hungry. Do you want what's left?"
I held out the small piece of what I realize now is the ears. Frowning he grabbed the chunk and stalked out of the room stumbling over the chaos on my floor once more before he made it to the door.
"Daniel?" I call and he turns back toward me. "Would you like mine? Sam gave it to me and said Happy Easter. I'm not sure what that means but here you can have mine." I ask holding out the other chocolate bunny.
A smile broke out on his face and he crossed the room. Sitting down on the bed he broke his piece in half. "How about we share it and I'll explain just what Easter means."
I smile and try to look enticing as Daniel launches into a explanation of fertility rites and I just wonder what he'll look like coated in chocolate.