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[kelliee]

if you're bored (or you need cheering up), read these reviews for a bic pen.

you won't regret it.

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[houliganpooper]

"By Maori Princess (New Zealand) - See all my reviews
Great for gouging my ex boyfriend's left eyeball out when I caught him cheating with my best friend. Amazingly, I could still write smoothly with this all purpose writing implement afterwards! I have figured out how to make this fine pen vibrate by installing a tiny motor. Bic, not diamonds, is truly a girl's best friend!"

hilarious! only you can find such amazing funny stuff!!!

[chuckybread]

and i thought the world lost its sense of humor, i guess not!