fuck you snoop dog

[kelliee]

i got bit by a dog at work today. a beagle (named snoop dog) was trying to get at this dog bone that i had in my hand (which belonged to another dog) and he missed and grabbed my middle finger instead... asshole. i had two chunks of skin flapping around and blood started gushing out, so i went to clean it out with hydrogen peroxide. as i

Comments

[mexicanmegan]

dude, you need to go get a tetnis shot

[oneperfectverse]

You should try to find other outlets with which to express yourself. :oP

Hope your flesh mends well!

[emd]

i hope you're doing alright otherwise. i'm sorry you got bit by such a lame animal (only in comparison to an animal like a cougar or something that would have made a more kickass story when you retell it to your kids in 10 years... i say change snoop dogg to a doberman or something.).

[emd]

p.s. get well soon

[shesbeenelected]

weird! i'm sorry that happened to you.