Gavin is an alien with a big gold gun

[kelliesgreen]

I have almost completed an accessory for the bombastic sewing internet love circle. Unfortunetly it's by hand and taking a while. So,people decided to celebrate Jamaricas birthday without me... Im a little teary. BUT, there is more to come? I THINK SO. Im inviting myself and the presents I made... but dont brag about... OH YES, I would very much

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[dirtyjerikah]

I'm calling, right now!

[anonymous]

Ann, I like totally miss you and keep calling grand haven but keep getting mom and have to pretend that i'm one of your many suitors or girlfriends and hang up the phone and tell her to give you a message from Rico or LobsterFace or BoneSwallow ("She'll know who it is) and so I never get to talk to you. Frownie face. I said that. Also, I don't have your email address, which you should give me, if you check it and I will write you the 99 thesis and tack it to the door of your atheistic yet adorable church. News in Brief(s)
*I'm wearing new underwear
Real News in Brief
*I got a job at the hospital where i stick needles into bags so that people don't die and wheel carts around and see dead bodies and eat pizza every thursday and listen to either country or cyndi lauper or Madonna's Bedtime stories every weekday and wake up so early that it's not even time to go to bed yet when I get up
*My car's battery died last night and so i need a sisterly jump start. Fake it if you have to.