1. What is your full name? Kelly ( Read more... )

Okay so I couldn't post this the other day because the Internet was being a pain but here goes...I was on the radio..nothing major just a call in...it was fun and then a bug flew into my ear and got stuck there and my mom had to pry it out with tweezers! Only in South Carolina! and maybe North Carolina...Georgia...Alabama...okay let's just say the ( Read more... )

I was browsing through some things on the internet and I realized that it had been about 8 months since my last post. Goodness how time flies when you're not having fun! I had the most awful experience ever for my internship but good news is I lived through it and am now an official COLLEGE GRADUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a great feeling...now the ( Read more... )

I'm Ettiquated! Eat it!

"Intercourse thrice monthly was deemed sufficient sexual attention for 'good' citizen wives; many wives surely had fewer opportunities. As we have seen, the social segregation of the sexes in Classical Athens and the legal stipulations regarding connubial relations could make sex between husband and wife an obligatory act-fulfilled by procreation ( Read more... )

I received some really bad news today...my neighbor was killed in an accident yesterday. He was only 22. This made me think why him? He had so much to live for...he had just finished college and was just starting out in life. Then I remember his mom and dad, but especially his mom. He and his mom were really close, he was her baby after all. ( Read more... )

OK so Macauley Culkin (or however you spell it) is on Will and Grace right now and he said this and I thought it was hilarious...just had to share. Making up for all the time I haven't posted!

Ok so the title really does say it all! Today I went to school (I am now an intern) and the toilets exploded. Seriously the sewer system went crazy and started to get backed up and no one could go pottie during last period. I have never heard so much whining (except when my roomate is sick...kidding Jill)that people had to pee. HOLD IT! That's ( Read more... )

ok so i finally have some things to say ( Read more... )

okay so i'm sitting here watching the super bowl and pulling for my team, the Carolina Panthers, watching one of the cutest quarterbacks in the league today. that would be jake delhome. he's a hottie and i should definitely meet him. so the anouncer on the show said that he was hoping to see a lot of "raw naked football tonight". now i'm not ( Read more... )