I overuse parenthesis too much for my own good.

The longer I stay in this mentally degrading cesspool, the more I want to line up the vast amount of children that I encounter on a daily basis and kick them all in the face ( Read more... )

So... I have about 10 paintings (and the fuck knows how many graphite and pen work) just sitting around in my portfolio. First of all... I'm just way too much of a lazy son of a bitch to use my dads ancient scanner, not to mention the lack of internet to conveniently upload it to exploit my own desire to be noticed in the art world.

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New York is only around the corner. I'm finally getting out of this weird resort/podunk bullshit setting and into an actual city with a fucking transit system. I've never lived anywhere with that sort of thing so it goes to show you how much of a dingus I am. And not only that, I'll only be about an hour away from Manhattan via metro. Sensationnel ( Read more... )

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I was in the ER for 7 hours yesterday... it took them that long to diagnose whether or not I had a UTI from a urine sample. What the fuck?

Another reason why I hate Salisbury.

Salut!


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