normal collegiate procrastinations
"We have a very pitiful yet fabulous record."
"...and that means,'Come over here if you'd like some intercourse!'"
"These chimps are like presidential candidates. They aren't like normal Americans."
"It may be an urban legend. Or an anthropological non-urban legend."
(regarding Montenegrin celebrations) "Explosions are basically their way of talking about happiness."
"...So that means someone has to get shot."
"There are people in the world who like lard."
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"...to keep the individual corpus from expiring."
"It has a combustibility about it."
"I think he'd say that anthropologists are special people."
"Only with the death of Smelly will the culture be back in balance."
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"You've just got to accept that we've got an apple that's a princess."
"...and that means,'Come over here if you'd like some intercourse!'"
"These chimps are like presidential candidates. They aren't like normal Americans."
"It may be an urban legend. Or an anthropological non-urban legend."
(regarding Montenegrin celebrations) "Explosions are basically their way of talking about happiness."
"...So that means someone has to get shot."
"There are people in the world who like lard."
---
"...to keep the individual corpus from expiring."
"It has a combustibility about it."
"I think he'd say that anthropologists are special people."
"Only with the death of Smelly will the culture be back in balance."
---
"You've just got to accept that we've got an apple that's a princess."