Yard Mullet

[kellix]

My yard has a mullet. Business in front. Long and wild in back

Comments

[jrbl]

When you get old, you can spend all your time crocheting and giggling to yourself about your own jokes, drinking sherry and pretending to fall asleep when boring people come into the room.

[kellix]

More like knitting, scotch, and random cursing and shaking my cane at people I don't like, which I will get away with because folks will think I'm senile.