i had a good time looking at last year's post so here it is

( 2009 in pictures )

4 is the number of guys that have called/texted in the last 2 days to find out when i'm coming home
0 is the number of guys i am presently dating/doing/smooching

am i doing something wrong

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homemade turkey stock, when made with the bones and stuff, turns to gelatin when cooled. it dances around like a coupl'a silicone implants and is one part haha and one part mffffffffffucking gross. when you heat it up, however, it turns to liquid again and is so delicious i'm punching holes through everything with my mind. i think that i'll ( Read more... )

sometimes you are totally vindicated by imdb.com for something idiotic like recognizing a remake of the seduction song from the original The Wicker Man in the sex scene from Hostel, and then you realize it is 3am on a tuesday nite and you are alone again again

in effort to prove once again that i have a subconscious desire to damage and mutilate the left side of my body a precious few days after regaining (almost) full control over my left arm (killed it 6 weeks ago tripping over a curb), i grabbed and caught the red-hot falling lid of the pot i was making popcorn in. it has been two hours and the ( Read more... )

hey are you two married?
no.
are you together?
no. we work together.
OMG WORK ROMANCE!!
no, we just work together.

i hate lincoln park.

the pic of my doppelganger from when the Whistler opened was posted in the Redeye today http://i37.tinypic.com/2i7a3qa.jpg so i got like 4 people asking if it was me. i wish i could find her ( Read more... )

jesus christ i never thought i could climb back into my window from the rooftop 8 feet or so down before tonite ( Read more... )

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