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[kelly_jones]

Yesterday I had my hair chopped off by a woman named Danielle who was so obviously Spoo's long lost older sister that I was kinda weirded out. Looked like Spoo, dressed like Spoo, acted like Spoo, occasionally broke into opera like Spoo. And this isn't just a manifestation of missing Spoo, I swear, though such things do happen. Like I'm walking

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[auntbeast]

why don't you put a french twist on it and drive a tractor into downtown boston for a protest against columbus day. show up the native americans who come to protest withOUT tractors. nothin' says "columbus day" like a protest, and americans love the french.

[kelly_jones]

The tractor action is tres tres Saskatchewan, which I like very much, but Boston's traffic is far too horrid to consider driving a tractor downtown. But I'm pleased to learn that Native Americans protest on Columbus Day. That makes the world make sense.

[chazella]

Well we could send you one of nick's uber tractors whereby you would trample all traffic. We could probably get you one for next year under the ruse of "a study on city driving conditions." These things have tires as big as cars and are usually driven by farmers ("well they certianly can go faster than the dogs") so they would be fun for a city driver. I won' be caught dead on one but I'd follow you on a lawn mower tractor.

triple murder

[bliss_stick]

not killing-the-Amish violent...
(http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2006/05/24/sk-murder060524.html)

At least the mail comes on Saturday and you can get "really free checking" at your bank...

...but I won't dwell on the una-bomber luddites out there.

Let's live for provocative panties rather than provocative "patriots," and lets love our neighbors.

Happy thanksgiving.
xx

Re: triple murder

[kelly_jones]

It's true, crazy people with guns live everywhere. Please see my hometown for futher evidence of this point. And you'r right, of course: focus on the positive. Panties are far more amusing than patriots. But my neighbours aren't very cute, so I'm not all that keen on loving them in any panty-related way. I'll stick with platonic love for my neighbours.