"For the sake of everything you now presently take for granted, give up all ideas of volunteering for the draft: or for anything military. It is a way of life which was never meant for our type. Being almost wholly composed of dullards and intellectual sluggards, it is a painful hell for anyone with an I.Q over 80. Be a beachcomber, a parisian wino ( Read more... )

tonight, driving lazily around the west loop parking lots, listening to "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" was fun. It was a moment.

"It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus -- but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, ( Read more... )

Open Letter To Chase and Clem: I feel awful about what we did last night. It was really mean of us to abandon you guys like that. I mean really jerkish. I am really sorry.

http://media.lawrence.com/mp3/music/2004/andygraham_glorious.mp3

my god. It is wonderful. The greatest band of the last five years. and according to Spin Magazine it is ok to say that every 2 issues.

thats about all i had to say.

Hey everyone. Tomorrow i have the AC match. i have to wear my crappy suit. Amanda saw my good one, and i hope that she will tell people that it is amazing. I am listening to "cold cold night" off of "Elephant". Meg white is singing. Her singing, like the rest of her, i find strangly attractive ( Read more... )

It is the winter of my content. I have had a great few weeks here now. Thats about all i really have to say right now.

Oh, and that little birthday shennanigan? very funny. I want you to know that i forgive all of you. I bear you no ill will. In fact, i appreciate the gesture.

Author's Note: I assure you, this is fake. I composed it entirely whilst watching Macbeth. Somebody has to amuse me ( Read more... )

I love the zombies. This song is extremely cheesy and dumb, but makes me smile when i hear it ( Read more... )

No, sorry people, i am not the one who will be baptized in cum. i, kelly marshall, am not gay. Sorry to disapoint you Jason. Although, if i do say so myself, i am FABULOUS!!!!