Its that time of the year again my friends. Time to test your knowledge of the most important subject in the world....ME ( Read more... )

I have a few facts that i got wrong in my previous post, here i plan to correct them all ( Read more... )

Oliver Cromwell: Born to a minor noble family, his father had made his name and fortune inventing the easy bake Oven in 1613. After His father's death, Ollie changed the family name from "Bakoven" to Cromwell, a move that would be hotly debated by nerds in sweaters for centuries to come. He joined parliament pushed through important legislative, ( Read more... )

I dont really have much to say, but i think that I'll just type for awhile. yesterday i went to the Donna's artshow w/ amanda. we got lost on the way there and then when we got there it was quite boring. The band that played was CRAP, but the art was good. Alas, i can only look at art for so long because of my short attention span, and the drummer ( Read more... )

I wish i could read minds. then i would have some clue what the fuck is going on. I am terrible at "reading people", i just noticed. Everyone is so confusing. except for Burt Reynolds. WE all know what he is after. A little Poon Tang! Am i right or am i right? YES ( Read more... )

The Polyphonic Spree. I strongly recomend them to anyone thats feeling blue. They are a great pick-me-up. Especially if you've been to a concert of thiers. That is the 3rd best concert Ive ever been to, and the most FUN I've ever had at a concert. They are amazingly awesome ( Read more... )

Ive been an idiot. It was no fiasco, it was an incident that i want to put behind me. All i want is for everything to go back to the way it was a week and a half ago. life was good. now...not quite as good, but not too shabbs. Tomorrow is another day, as me madre always says. plus, there's no use crying over spilt milk. im waxing idioms ( Read more... )

A week of healing. A week of Friendship. A week of giving thanks. Mostly a week of getting drunk with Anthony and complaining. He threw a partay on tuesday night and i got really drunk (i.e singing Casino Queen in front of 30 people)and threw up in his sink. Then i woke up and everything was back to the way it was before i lost control of my ( Read more... )

Off to Kansas for a week of R&R, which i need greatly. For those of you who dont know, the last 3 days have sucked for me. And now i want to just leave it all behind. and i do mean leave it ALL behind. that whole part is over with. fini. i cant take anymore stress and disapointment right now. PLus, it really....hurts. and im not a very emotional ( Read more... )

I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you

Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
This is not a joke so please stop smiling
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt

I want to glide through those brown ( Read more... )