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[kelly_says]

Ok so just suffice it to say that I went on a blind date with a guy named Steven that has the most. beautiful. brown eyes in all the world, and then three more dates, and then no more dates. That was a .. month? ago

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[__hell___yes]

Jesus that is awkward. that reminds me of the Kristin Chenoweth song "Taylor the Latte Boy." But I feel for you, girl. I am all kinds of awkward with almost everyone, especially boys. aaaaand I miss you. The other day I was thinking about when you came to my house after I had gotten my wisdom teeth taken out. I have no idea what I might have said to you; I was on oxycodone and shiittt. Haha I hope it wasn't too weird. I love you. A lot. Okay? Okay.

[kelly_says]

I want to listen to that song! Haha it sounds freaking great. And I thought of you the other day, too! I was taking off my brown Jessica Simpson flats that you had for half of the summer and was thankful that you broke them in for me. I never wore them because they hurt my feet, but now it's like walking on clouds (not at all, but they're better than they were). Aaand the time that I got them back from you was THAT time when you had no wisdom teeth! You weren't weird at all, by the way. Not even kind of. You were just like "Penny, no! Stay inside!" and I stuck my head in and said "Why, hello there, Ernie!"
I love you! <3

[ihasacrayon]

"one of those girls"?
that's what i get!
you're one of US!

that's lameeee.
boyz is can do be st00pid some of the times.

[kelly_says]

hahah I'm glad that you're in this club, too, Tahlah.

[cloakofnonsense]

i am in basically the exact same situation at the moment.
it sucks. a lot.
there's not much i can tell you, only that at least you know you're not dealing with it alone.

[kelly_says]

Whoa you are? Please don't be. It really does suck so bad so bad. Does yours have pretty eyes, too? That makes it suck worse. I tried so hard to tell myself that he's horrifyingly unattractive and that he lacks any and all skillz, but.. ugh he's awesome.
I super hope that your person realizes how cool you are.

[cloakofnonsense]

he has beautiful eyes and amazing hair and this smile that would make your heart melt.
i really hope both our boys realize how cool we are. if not, we can totally do better. we're pretty awesome girls.

[kelly_says]

Exactly. If not, we can do better. (Right? God, I hope so.)
And yeah we're really great. You and Molly should hang out with me and my BFF Jessica. We'd be phenom together. Just sayin'.

Sigh, good luck.

[arctic_orange]

haha...I love you so much.
I think about who I want to seem to be so much that sometimes I don't have a clue who I actually am.
Boys exacerbate the problem.

At least your most recent encounter didn't involve him yelling "have fun being a virgin for four years!" at you across a parking lot. things can always be worse. :)

[kelly_says]

Boys really do exacerbate that problem to no end.
And wth! Someone said that to you? That is the rudest thing I have heard in a really long time. I'm sorry, Molly. Steven did actually say "Oh, you've never had sex before? I'm sorry, how long did you and your ex-boyfriend date for?" The issue here is not that I haven't had sex, but that he wanted to have sex on the FOURTH date. Yeah sure that's just fine. Of all the pieces of meat that attend UAB, I'm clearly the one that's going to give it real quick-like. Why bother taking me to Cheesecake Factory if that's all your in it for? I'm so mad/bothered.
And I cannot believe that someone said that to you. You're amazing.

[arctic_orange]

:) It's okay. I yelled back for him to have fun being a frat whore. Which he has done, as far as I've heard. So it's all good. Well, perhaps not good, but certainly water under the bridge at this point. I'll tell you the whole dramatic tle at some point. It's quite an epic, for two people who never technically dated.

Annndddd still love you. Can't WAIT for Special Session!

[kelly_says]

I'm horrified that I said "your" when "you're" was required. Just be aware of that, please.
And THAT'S MY GIRL holy crap that's amazing. Well done, sir.
Spesh sesh <3

[anakintwh]

On behalf of most men everywhere I want to apologize. It's his fault for epic failing in not realizing how awesome you are.

When you find the right guy, there won't be the feelings of awkwardness. There will just be happy. This is my belief, my hope, my dream.

[kelly_says]

Haha thanks Randall, that's nice of you to say.